Idiot Cube

Games are a pretty versatile media, and there's still plenty of scrub-shooting to go around.

Your MOM'S opinions are facts! Fact-opinions are genetic.

Journeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!!!! [<33333]

-Keep being awesome.

I'm paying 75 cents a minute for terrible satellite wifi just so I can say: Dat Caliborn.

Journey is TotalBiscuit's game of the year. I now have tons of respect for TR's glorious commander.

Thomas Was Alone is 5 bucks. GET IT.

Steampunk-y Grunts Anonymous Church of the Eight Ball City Administrator The Guy's gang Binary Order Also, even though I can't do sprite art, I could probably animate some cutscenes or something. Thoughts?

If you do that, I will have no choice but to challenge you to a bro-nimation battle.

And on 2fort, no less.

Do you like lasers? Cuz FTL has lots of lasers. Oh, and lots of luck as well. Every event in the game is randomly generated, which makes things feel like bullshit sometimes. Still, it's pretty fun, and not too hard to learn. I recommend it.

"It can't be MY fault we lost! I Icepath'd everything in my way!" - Cube as Jakiro

I want a refund on this new character.

I appreciate Ted's work too! But I'd appreciate it even more if I was in it. Just saying. /eaglepilotingablimp

Ted. Remember when I was in the story? That was cool. /vulture

Got rid of my Christmas avatar and name first, despite being handicapped by hotel wifi. Cube confirmed for subSPUF's best de-Christmafier.

That'll do, Hussie. That'll do.

[.___.] Cubie, this is all your fault.

That's OK, you can sit with us at the Scrooge table.

CUBIE IS DANGEROUS FOR REASONS YOU CAN'T HOPE TO COMPREHEND. Say what? HE IS A FIVE-DIMENSIONAL HYPERCUBE. HE OCCUPIES PLANES OF EXISTENCE BEYOND YOUR LIMITED PERCEPTION. IF HE CONTINUES TO RESIDE IN THIS UNIVERSE, HE MAY DESTROY ITS FLIMSY THREE-DIMENSIONAL STRUCTURE. Huh? CUBIE CAN DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. HE MUST BE DESTROYED. See, I TOLD you guys he was trouble!

Just go back to being an inanimate website feature. Being alive is not all that great. Seriously.

[>:I]

ITSPTH PIKACHAOOWW

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Yesss, the return of Lil' Hal! Also, it seems kind of ironic that a super-intelligent AI doesn't know how to make a super-intelligent AI.