Idiot Cube

Got rid of my Christmas avatar and name first, despite being handicapped by hotel wifi. Cube confirmed for subSPUF's best de-Christmafier.

That'll do, Hussie. That'll do.

[.___.] Cubie, this is all your fault.

That's OK, you can sit with us at the Scrooge table.

CUBIE IS DANGEROUS FOR REASONS YOU CAN'T HOPE TO COMPREHEND. Say what? HE IS A FIVE-DIMENSIONAL HYPERCUBE. HE OCCUPIES PLANES OF EXISTENCE BEYOND YOUR LIMITED PERCEPTION. IF HE CONTINUES TO RESIDE IN THIS UNIVERSE, HE MAY DESTROY ITS FLIMSY THREE-DIMENSIONAL STRUCTURE. Huh? CUBIE CAN DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE WITHOUT EVEN TRYING. HE MUST BE DESTROYED. See, I TOLD you guys he was trouble!

Just go back to being an inanimate website feature. Being alive is not all that great. Seriously.

[>:I]

ITSPTH PIKACHAOOWW

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?

Yesss, the return of Lil' Hal! Also, it seems kind of ironic that a super-intelligent AI doesn't know how to make a super-intelligent AI.

Did reality throw a wrench into your plans?

Fudging heck, Flash. Why can't you export a GIF without making the colors all dotty?

Especially if we're going with Con Air.

I have to agree with Skye's sentiment.

I don't. [>:]]

I thought it turned out that all her sleep-attacks were caused by Vriska's psychic meddling.

Yarrrr

Hey, no fair! Why does Raz get an early doomsday while the rest of us have to wait?

I am also surprised you didn't come up with this.

I spent my whole life playing games and looking at animated GIFs of cats. I never even kissed a girl. No regrets!

Nobody can explore the human mind quite like a Psychonaut.

rammite no

mvm_bigrock will be rendered unplayable by a glitch that allows Engiebots to build teleporters inside the spawn/upgrade rooms.

Because she's motherfucking Rose.