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  1. Idiot Cube

    Dota General

    You have no need to be here. Leave this wretched place and never return. Heed my warning, for I was foolish to think I could survive in this thread, and now my soul is trapped for eternity. FLEEEEEEEE!!!!
  2. The jimmies. They are rustled.
  3. Idiot Cube

    Razputin's Story of Excite

    Menkaure, because it's the only one that doesn't start with "Kh".
  4. Idiot Cube

    The Doomsday Thread

    I have the Jaw Harp of Time. Will that do the trick?
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    Razputin's Story of Excite

    Post-apocalyptic 2fort.
  6. Idiot Cube

    Steam Analysis

    Apparently my Steam account is worth $747.40 Just think of all the starving children that would have fed! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
  7. Idiot Cube

    Movie Night

    I'm down with this.
  8. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    Nameless Adventurer confirmed for worst psychic.
  9. Idiot Cube

    Homestuck

    I wonder if Calliope made white eye covers for her trollsona costume, in case she wanted to cosplay after she was dead. That's some dedication, right there.
  10. Idiot Cube

    Dota General

    Here's what I've learned after my second practice game: - I'm surprisingly un-bad as...what's-his-face, the two-headed dragon guy, J-something. - What "jungling" means And most importantly, - How to draw dicks on the minimap.
  11. Idiot Cube

    when soccer moms invade

    Yesterday someone cut me off on the freeway, and I wanted to beat him up. THE CORRUPTION IS STARTING!!!! And I think I'm part of the reason this thread exists. [._.]
  12. Idiot Cube

    27 Dead At Elementary School Shooting

    Yeah, I was kinda thinking the same thing as I looked over this thread. The whole "soccer moms trying to take away our vidya" thing never bothered me that much. In about 20 years they'll all be either dead or too old to give a shit. And then we'll be the crabby old folks complaining about whatever new-fangled whatchamacallit the kids are into these days. Circle of life.
  13. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    Make them your mind-slaves. Then break into a song and dance number.
  14. Idiot Cube

    Homestuck

    More crazy dream shit. Just ride it out until it stops being relevant.
  15. Idiot Cube

    How to fix L4D2

  16. Idiot Cube

    Homestuck

    http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html Just copy-paste the firefly-speak, slashes included. Also, Huusssssssie.
  17. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    > Call the Psychonauts
  18. Idiot Cube

    So I got some new games, finally

    No Portal 2? No L4D? What the fuck have you been playing all this time besides TF2???
  19. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    YOU CAN'T RUN FROM AN ENRAGED PSIONIC!!! But you might as well head for parts unknown, so you can see new things before I explode your head.
  20. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    BECAUSE YOU TRICKED ME INTO DOING IT!!! [>_<]
  21. Idiot Cube

    Planetside 2

    Planes. Get in 'em. Shoot blue and purple guys. Stand by control poi - er, I mean, objectives - to capture them. When your faction has a lot of locations under its control, it gets a bunch of resource/point bonuses that you won't even notice. This series of tutorial videos was made during the beta, but it's pretty much still relevant. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6iqUXpbkk
  22. So did I! [:[] It is, in fact, my favorite game. Hence the title of this thread.
  23. Idiot Cube

    Monaco

    [.___.]
  24. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    This guy gets it. And that's why I love him.
  25. Idiot Cube

    Choose Your Own Adventure

    > Admit it was your fault, then figure out how to defend yourself against a psychic cube who has just absorbed additional psychic energy from his dead psychic pig lover.
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