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    Locked and Loaded: In Which Where We Post About Firearms

    If you get the gun, you can hunt your own food and steal other people's Magic cards!
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    Play a better game
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    Overwatch

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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    It's the perfect disguise. Nobody ever pays attention to the drummer!
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    Overwatch

    You are who you choose to be...
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    TIAM: General Gaming edition

    The only problem with Portal is that its writing may set the person's standards too high for the typical quality of writing in other games. Such as Portal 2.
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    TF2 general

    You mean the thing that destroyed of your replays every few weeks? Yeah, I can't imagine why people stopped using that.
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    Overwatch

    But her shields regenerate, it's like having infinite health!
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    Pokemon

    what the flying fuck ;~;
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    Dreams

    I was watching some movie about a plane being hijacked, and the plane had a sentient AI that communicated with one of the passengers to help him save the day. The AI was voiced by Will Ferrell, speaking in complete monotone and not doing or saying anything humorous. I think my subconscious needs to fire its casting director.
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    TF2 general

    It's the timing that makes me suspicious, so soon after Overwatch's release. If they've had this in the works for so long, why couldn't they wait a little longer to make sure it actually works?
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    TF2 general

    This may come off as heresy, but to me it seems like a desperate attempt at "keeping up" with Overwatch. It has a similar matchmaking system, no server browser, needs full teams before the game can start, and penalizes you if you leave early (by not awarding XP, which is how you earn cosmetics). The difference being that Overwatch has teams of 6, not 12. That is simply too many people for any sort of organized play.
  13. Just twist the damn thing, you nerds. Use your shirt to cover your hand if you're worried about hurting your delicate skin.
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    The Adventures of Admiral Doe (CYOA)

    >Have Jack build uber again while you investigate. >Use the dispenser to ensure that you have full ammo. >Examine everything. >GET THAT HAT!!! >Three teleporters? That's just overkill! Destroy two of them (chosen at random) with your sledgehammer. Then go through the remaining one, and give whoever's on the other side a lecture about team composition.
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    Overwatch

    Can we stop with these idiotic "Only x hero(es)" weekly brawls? They're so boring. Bring back the arcade brawl!
  16. Hey, I've taken longer than that to draw some intentionally shitty scribble drawings.
  17. I channeled the spirit of Gary himself by being too apathetic to change it back for three months. Also you check out SPUFurb, it has all new art from Binary, a guy who isn't horrible like me. He draws backgrounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Animation General

    I feel like internet jokes will take on the role that candy jokes had in the first movie, namely filling up all the space where the writers couldn't think of any video game jokes. Will this be the first Disney movie to have memes? Let's all hang ourselves before we find out!
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    Brexit Bullshit

    "Hey guys, see how the UK just fucked up their own economy along with several others? I think we should do that!"
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    TF2 general

    Yeah I thought we got tired of bashing them damn dirty Free to Plays about three years ago.
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    Game Deals Announcement Thread

    The only thing I didn't like about Limbo was the parts where you wrestle with wonky jumping physics to avoid instakill hazards. Unfortunately, those happen a lot. Still well worth the experience, especially for free.
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    Overwatch

    We're all soldiers with numbers attached to our names now.
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