Idiot Cube

http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html Just copy-paste the firefly-speak, slashes included. Also, Huusssssssie.

> Call the Psychonauts

No Portal 2? No L4D? What the fuck have you been playing all this time besides TF2???

YOU CAN'T RUN FROM AN ENRAGED PSIONIC!!! But you might as well head for parts unknown, so you can see new things before I explode your head.

BECAUSE YOU TRICKED ME INTO DOING IT!!! [>_<]

Planes. Get in 'em. Shoot blue and purple guys. Stand by control poi - er, I mean, objectives - to capture them. When your faction has a lot of locations under its control, it gets a bunch of resource/point bonuses that you won't even notice. This series of tutorial videos was made during the beta, but it's pretty much still relevant. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo6iqUXpbkk

So did I! [:[] It is, in fact, my favorite game. Hence the title of this thread.

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This guy gets it. And that's why I love him.

> Admit it was your fault, then figure out how to defend yourself against a psychic cube who has just absorbed additional psychic energy from his dead psychic pig lover.

Help Raz be reunited with his true love.

Talk with him for a little. You can always fatten him up and kill him for bacon later.

You can't outrun a horny Rape Yeti. Let him have his way with you.

Alert your partners, but demand to continue anyway under threat of castration.

Put the glove on your hand, then

TF2 can't be violent because it's obviously a kid's game! Look at those cartoony men!

> Castrate the larger man to establish superiority

Don't go anywhere without retrieving your arms first, numbnuts. Then go left.

Coolies. So who's up for a practice match right now?

I am ready to begin my training, masters. I might or might not have to leave in the middle of the game. If I do, I will apologize profusely until my fingers are numb.

A boring-ass game where you just run around in the sand a lot. Sometimes you randomly meet other people online, but you can't talk with them so what's the point?

Yeah, pretty much. But I'm not planning on having it grow into a full-sized story like Skye's. I'll end it when I get bored with it, and then do...something else, I guess. And I kind of want to make a Cubified Razputin avatar! What a coincidence!

Oh no. No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no. No. This is not good.

I'd be happy to be a guinea pig for your guide, since I am the noobiest of noobs.

If you do, I'll respond with more Austin Wintory fangasms. Nobody wants that.