Idiot Cube

Splosion is best pony storyteller.

Is that where you got this?

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Nice going, Caliborn. You just couldn't stop whaling on the control tower with that crowbar, could you?

Hello there! I look forward to you making your 10 posts before you disappear forever!

Just curious, what is the true origin of your scarf?

He was either calling you a poor person who can't afford a decent PC, or using his own poorness as an excuse for not doing the challenges. You really can't tell with Du:Dljay.

k Cookie? [ouo]_O

Your steam avatar is a shitty knockoff of mine. That is all I have to say about this thread. Byeeee.

Both! [O~O]

Commander Binary, I have a question about the Republic. Why is it so goddamned awesome?

Godspeed, you magnificent uber-bastard. [;_;]7

Fine. But remember this: A sloppy makeout session between two psychic beings can have unpredictable, devastating effects on everything within a two-mile radius. You have been warned.

No way. Dating a pig is fine. Dating a psychic pig is dangerous.

Wait...really? Hmm. I'll need to have a little talk with my girlfriend.

[ono]

Journey got nominated. Am hapee.

Um...I think pigs are kinda cute. [._.]

Mental note: Make an "abandon thread" Reaction Cube.

That story is awesome and you should feel awesome. But...shouldn't this thread be in the Drawing Board? Just sayin'. [._.]

>Jack: Admire the fancy scarf you're wearing. Ah, yes. Your beloved SCARF. It has kept you warm and cozy on so many cold nights as you crept along the rooftops of the city. Since your "lone stabby wolf" lifestyle has put you in the habit of PERSONIFYING INANIMATE OBJECTS, you often think of this scarf as your ONLY TRUE FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE CUBE-IVERSE. Well, one of your two true friends. The other one is, obviously, your knife. > Jack: Reminisce about how you came in possession of this scarf. The same way you always come into possession of things... By plucking it off the body of a recently stabbed dude. This particular dude barely put up a fight. You almost felt bad about ending his life, and robbing him of the chance to grow into a stronger preson. Almost.

Well, that's enough Japan for today.

I'm picturing a scene where Fat Vriska is crying because there is no pair of pants in all of Alternia that fits her. Pantskat puts a comforting foot on her gelatinous shoulder, unsure of how he can help. But then he has an idea! He retrieves his EXTRA PAIR OF PANTS from his sylladex and asks her to try them on. Because of their infinite stretchiness (which allows them to cover Pantskat's entire body) they fit Vriska perfectly! Vriska beams and gives Pantskat a huge, squishy hug. And then the two of them share an ice cream sundae the size of a small house.

My childhood died when Cookie Monster started eating vegetables. Now I go around stomping other people's childhoods for revenge.