Idiot Cube

You get to say "kawaii~" if you're a shipper, regardless of race.

Oh, hey Gcat. Finally decided to matter, did you? Also, Roxy scritching Fefeta's ear made me die of overcute.

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>Jack: Get killed by God-Tier Pinky Pinky? Who's that? You imagine that Pinky is some dim-witted fella who couldn't tell the grabby end of a knife from the stabby end. You sincerely doubt that this guy could kill you, even if he somehow miraculously attained godhood. Besides, this YOUR story. If Pinky wants to go on a Jack-killing adventure, he's going to have to wait until the IMPERIAL CARTOONIST decides that such an adventure is worthy of his attention. >Alternatively, retrieve arms. The IC has enforced a strict policy regarding arms: They must be FIRMLY SECURED TO YOUR PERSON AT ALL TIMES. This rule, he says, will ensure the prevention of any "unnecessary running jokes", whatever that means. Your all-powerful ruler works in mysterious ways. Lugging these things around wherever you go is a pain in the carapace, but at least you always have them when you need them. Suffice it to say, you ALREADY HAVE ARMS. And it would be safe to assume that everyone in this particular universe ALREADY HAS ARMS at any given time, so asking them to retrieve their arms would be a waste of time. Anyway...what was it you were supposed to be doing again? >_

[*o*] ANIMATION IDEEEEA!!! >Be Jack "Skye" Spadestream Your name is JACK SPADESTREAM, but you prefer to go by "SKYE" for reasons known only to you. You are a world-class ASSASSIN, and your many deadly adventures have made you INFAMOUS ACROSS THE CUBE-IVERSE. You enjoy STABBING DUDES, BEING SNEAKY, STABBING DUDES, SABOTAGING POLITICAL SYSTEMS, and STABBING DUDES. Apparently you became an assassin because of a HORRIBLE INCIDENT in which you LOST ALL YOUR HONOR. Man, that whole fiasco was quite a DIS against your HONOR. You might even go so far as to call it...an HONOR-DIS. Not that any of this has any relevance to anything. On to business. The great and benevolent IMPERIAL CARTOONIST has summoned you to take part in an "animation" of some sort. You can only assume this means he wants you to DO SOMETHING. But...what? >_

Normal? Now that is really depraved.

DON'T JUDGE ME! [unU] How could you resist those two succulent, equal angles???

Bleh, no thanks. I'll just draw myself a nice isosceles triangle.

Well, the ones I like do.

This is all my fault. I need to re-rail this thread! HEY GUYS! Fluttercube is pretty hot, right? Discuss.

CORV LEMME SEE uh...you know...for academic research. [;>_>]

lJay but aren't you his kismesis? No. Du lJay hate-broke up with me. Now we're just good enemies.

Don't say that! You'll only make him ship it harder!

Wait...Fluttercube's a horse??? ... I'd still her.

Get that shit outta here, Jay! You're making my new matecube cry! [;~;]

If you're going to be a useless piece of shit and stand in spawn all day, you might as well do it where nobody will get mad at you about it. Because people are stupid.

No. He is

Hot. DAAAAAAAAYUM. I wanna make sweet, sweet cookies with that fine piece of square.

Yeah, we know. You're preaching to the grinchy choir in this thread.

First, pick the red guys. Then shoot at the guys/planes/tanks with red arrows over them. But do NOT shoot at the guys/planes/tanks that are actually red. It's simplicity in itself.

Christmas is 3pro5u.

This is most likely the result of time shenanigans. Hamsteakers! Post theories, NAO.