Idiot Cube

Attempt to be civil, and when that doesn't work, pop Sally's uber and BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR OWN SPINES!!!

>Call him Jack >Make sure he has his Uber built up before you set off >Check the Bawston Bawnkery, a shop which exclusively sells radioactive soft drinks and suspect milky fluids.

Clearly the best way to rectify this is to have our heroes be entities of pure data, housed in the A.I. of the ship, and given physical humanoid forms through hard-light technology. This will of course allow them to alter their appearance, gender, and physiology at will, and could lead to storylines that raise interesting questions about identity and human nature. Or it could just lead to a lot of futa porn.

I think the term "cautiously hyped as fuck" is applicable.

They're ultra-evolved dinosaurs, run for your life!!!

No.

Does he expect to hear pigeons landing on the roof while he's asleep?

Boy, this whole thing must've been a letdown for anyone who doesn't care about Zelda. That being said, I suddenly find myself caring about Zelda again.

Wth a mustache like that, the BLU one can only be planning something dastardly. He could even be a SPY!!! Plus, spies never disguise as their own team color, so RED is clearly the safer choice.

>Call some of Jenkins's friends and ask if they've seen him. >Get on Eboat, the #1 website for buying and selling aquatic vehicles.

Can't wait to see how else Nintendo can disappoint me.

http://masteroverwatch.com/profile/shared/5e63d68abae42e5d I really like Reinhardt.

That probably won't be a hindrance.

Have you listened to their pre-game conversations? They're just brimming with sexual tension. You sure take to this 'bad guy' thing easily, don't ya? And you sure know how to play boy scout. Well YOU sure know how to play with my DICK! ...What? What?

So I guess she just left that omnic to die, broken and alone. But at least she got a cool poster.

"And this was your grandfather's first dragon dildo. But it definitely wasn't the last!"

*urge to rant about Apple intensifies*

Reinhardt x Other team's Reinhardt. They're constantly crashing into each other, it's fucking adorable.

My top 5: Reinhardt (God I love this guy. Put up a nice big shield to help your teammates push forward, then charge into the enemy of your choice and take him for a ride. There is also an elegant simplicity in playing a character who brought a fuckhuge melee weapon to fight against people with future laser guns.) Zenyatta (As I said earlier, gives out heals and debuffs without being useless at damage. Rapid-fire can kill people pretty efficiently if aimed right.) McCree (The ol' "Flash-and-fan-and-roll-and-fan" technique takes out tanks in the blink of an eye. Using his stun to interrupt people's ults never stops being funny.) Hanzo (Feels like a much more responsive Huntsman sniper. Sonic arrows are pretty useful as well.) D.Va (Rocket-powered suicide bombing. I rest my case.) Bottom 5: Bastion (I don't like being immobile. Also, when playing against him he capitalizes on the incompetence of your average low-level player, which I'm going to be stuck with for a while) Mei (I can't get the hang of her. More importantly, the fucking ice walls can mess with BOTH TEAMS. Why would you block me when I'm about to charge into some poor fool?!) Winston (Has an immobile version of Rein's shield, and a lazer cannon that isn't fun to use at all. Going into Banana Slamma mode isn't nearly as terrifying as it should be.) Mercy (Just not a lot of fun for me. Reminds me too much of Medic's hide-behind-someone-and-hold-M1 playstyle. Has a similar "Press Q for POTG" problem to several other heroes, except in her case it's not even fun to watch.)

Please give the option to mute Tracer's voice. But keep her pain and death sounds.

IdiotCube#1269

It's clearly Anti-Russian/Feds/Anarchists/Rioters/Terrorists magic, and I'm not going to let it go to waste.

Combat shotgun chambered in .22lr with a range of 1km which feeds from a 100 round double drum. It is a bottom-loading conventional rifle. It has a pair of iron sights, laser grip, and large suppressor mounted. It's in well worn condition. It is called the Mossberg XMM. We all know how useful shotguns are for long range.

So far Zenyatta is my favorite. Since both of his support abilities are place-it-and-forget-it, he can heal, debuff, and deal damage all at the same time. I've even gotten a few decent killstreaks with him, which is unheard of for your typical "support" character in other games. The downside is that he's ultra squishy, so you still need to keep your distance and hide behind your bigger, thicker teammates. Also I can't for the life of me do anything useful with his ult.