Idiot Cube

politicks r dum here is a tap-dancing cube

gaise, srsly where de fack is my sanic hatt

Sooo...where's our Sonic hats?

I'm not sure whether I should laugh or crawl into a corner and weep for several hours.

I can feel the early symptoms of sucked-into-another-fandom-by-subspuf-itis coming on. Oh god snozzberry dammit, not again.

No no no no no. You're doing this all wrong. You have to force the people who want keys to join your faction! (Which is TR, obviously.)

I feckin' love you so much.

A lurker with fast reflexes, at that. I deleted the key about 10 seconds after I posted it!

Not at all. The story is far more engaging and fun than Limbo's, and the gameplay is straight-up platforming, as opposed to Limbo's weird physics-puzzle stuff.

Oh my jegus cripes. This may be the first promo that prevents me from buying a game.

Buildin' a sentry! GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!

HATS WITH SPIKY BITS UPDATE CONFIRMED

Alright. So I just got a Steam key, and then I posted it here, and then I deleted the post because I realized they probably meant for me to just use it for myself. And then when I tried redeeming the key myself, someone had already taken it. Someone here is pretty dang fast! So whoever it was, you can have it. You might get an email about some account tomfoolery or something, which you can ignore.

Pretend Thomas is an AI template of TtTE's personality, with no memory of his past life.

Good, good. Now...what about the rest of you guys?

How 'bout dat optimization, amirite guys?

That's a damn good question.

Alright. The part where I was confused was with the gen-frog. I thought it had most definitely died from the fall. Once again, something that's supposed to be dead is probably not dead! Yay, Homestuck!

Yeah, I remember that part. What I don't get is what that would accomplish. Don't they need the genesis frog and...some other stuff? Hell, I barely remember how you beat SBURB under normal circumstances, let alone a merged null/void session.

Fine, I don't care. It's up to you. You'd just be missing out on one of the most emotionally powerful minimalist platformer games of all time. It would likely invoke emotions that you didn't know were possible to feel from moving a bunch of colored rectangles around. And it would probably change the way you think of games as an art form, and possibly even the way you look at life itself. But like I said. It's up to you.

I didn't say you need to try it or buy it. I said you NEEEEEEED to try it AND buy it!

Sooo...what exactly are the hero kids planning to do once they've made it to the post-scratch session? I'm sure it was explained at some point, but I've forgotten it.

Yeah, I necro'd this. Because it's on Steam now. YOU NEEEEED TO TRY THE DEMO FOR THIS GAME. AND ONCE YOU'VE DONE THAT, YOU WILL NEEEEEED TO BUY IT. Edit: It seems there's no demo on the Steam page. But you can still download the demo from the official site. http://www.thomaswasalone.com/

Why only a week, Jon? WHY ONLY A WEEK???

Go to your room.