Idiot Cube

It's true! She's a total bitch, but she's also badass, so everyone in the fandom loves her! YOU CAN'T BURY THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

Well, you're on a ship. And you have to kill someone on that ship. But there's also someone on the ship who's trying to kill you. You have to hunt down your prey while also avoiding your predator. Also, there's a Sims-type thing going on where you have to keep your hunger, sleep, and bladder meters down. Have fun!

Come on, man. Don't start this. This is going to end up like a "best pony" argument, except there are no background ponies, and the Mane 6 cast is twice as big. Also... vriskaisbasicallyrainbowdash THERE I SAID IT

I'm not saying she isn't. I'm just saying she's not Terezi.

We might as well get The Ship out of the way.

Because she's not Terezi. Well, according to the actual way it works, your patron is the one that shares your zodiac sign. In my case, that would be Libra (Oct. 13).

Normal patron is Terezi. New one is Aradia. ... ... No.

HAHAHA! Good one, Rammite. Now, what kind of bodily fluids do you want in your cookies?

Yeh, sure. I'll join in if I can!

politicks r dum here is a tap-dancing cube

gaise, srsly where de fack is my sanic hatt

Sooo...where's our Sonic hats?

I'm not sure whether I should laugh or crawl into a corner and weep for several hours.

I can feel the early symptoms of sucked-into-another-fandom-by-subspuf-itis coming on. Oh god snozzberry dammit, not again.

No no no no no. You're doing this all wrong. You have to force the people who want keys to join your faction! (Which is TR, obviously.)

I feckin' love you so much.

A lurker with fast reflexes, at that. I deleted the key about 10 seconds after I posted it!

Not at all. The story is far more engaging and fun than Limbo's, and the gameplay is straight-up platforming, as opposed to Limbo's weird physics-puzzle stuff.

Oh my jegus cripes. This may be the first promo that prevents me from buying a game.

Buildin' a sentry! GET A LOAD OF THIS!!!

HATS WITH SPIKY BITS UPDATE CONFIRMED

Alright. So I just got a Steam key, and then I posted it here, and then I deleted the post because I realized they probably meant for me to just use it for myself. And then when I tried redeeming the key myself, someone had already taken it. Someone here is pretty dang fast! So whoever it was, you can have it. You might get an email about some account tomfoolery or something, which you can ignore.

Pretend Thomas is an AI template of TtTE's personality, with no memory of his past life.

Good, good. Now...what about the rest of you guys?