Idiot Cube

I should've known something was wrong when it took longer than Cascade to load.

Once he reaches the bottom of this incredibly long staircase, he'll be REALLY dead. This isn't canon. yet

Goddammit, Rose.

C'mon. Come OOOOONNNNNN. FINISH VALIDATING YOU SON OF A BITCH I WANNA SHOOT AT WIZARDS AND ZOMBIES

I keep forgetting how bad I am at this game. Even magical crouch-speeding couldn't help me.

If you can't use Fraps OR the source thingy, you're pretty much out of options.

The feels when your mom makes you spend quality time with the family the weekend of an update... God, I HATE having a family that cares about me! and also homework

I'm wasn't a big fan of Viaduct for a while, but ever since last year... ...no wait, I still don't like Viaduct.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't this the first kiss in Homestuck in which both participants are willing, and neither one is a corpse? Crap, I just jinxed it.

Exactly. He doesn't need another one.

Don't be ridiculous. Why would Scout need a cane?

Don't push it.

Someone will always buy porn. Even if it costs more than the total amount of money in all iterations of our universe.

I joined during the Engie update, so this will be my third TF2 Halloween. Also, HHH is still the best Halloween-related thing ever.

Soldier and Merasmus need their own sitcom. It'll be even more charmingly predictable than Big Bang Theory! /rimshot

dude we heard you have lots of hats come on bro let us see your hats

THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL THE JOKE HI

And that was the last we ever saw of Expresate.

HOW U GET YELLOW NAME

Nah. That sounds like a lot of work.

It's the Great Cookie, Charlie Cube! Halibut why do you torment me so

By request from Binary: >BC, RM: Ride! You hop aboard the ADMIN cABOOSE and embark on a magical journey through the LAND OF PERKS AND BANS! You encounter many hardships in your journey, but ultimately succeed in your noble quest of renaming everyone "POOPSMELL FARMLORD"! You also learn the importance of friendship or something. Then you realize that this was all a colossal waste of time, and go back to fighting. Music: