Idiot Cube

Jon and Arin's wife come to hate each other. Arin has to mediate between them, while maintaining a positive relationship with both of them. Dis ship's gun be gooooooood.

Naw, man. Grumps before humps.

You tell us, mister admin guy!

Say, I haven't seen DVD around here recently...

Wait a second...my next game is going to be against someone who is actually good at chess!

Not much. My heart is 2.6 sizes too small to care about volunteer work. I used to do tutoring in high school, until I discovered that I have zero patience with people who just don't get it.

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJPAa5K_npc

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my game with Rammite.

Space Pirate / Snowman

Yep. Also, the fact that neither of us knows what the fuck we're doing is slowing things down.

>Skay Slipstreem

My king isn't very good at diplomacy. How about I send my queen instead?

Not really. It's just some mucus that decided to crash at my lung's place a little longer because it's too drunk to drive home and doesn't have money for a cab.

*cough*root for me, I'm your best fwiend*cough*

You're going down, Rammite! Just a soon as I figure out what the hell is going on!

The Game Grumps' friendship can withstand anything! Except Kirby's Great Cave Offensive.

Nonsense.

Oh, hell no.

Oh, jeez. I'm sorry, Guy. Would it help if I made you some cookies?

Imagine having your entire team sink their DPS into taking down 4 tanks that appear in quick succession, only to find that two deflector heavies have walked right past you to the bomb hatch. No, it's not that bad. It's worse. Also, sorry I left you guys to die. RL crap, y'know?

This probably won't reflect well on Klaus' performance review.

I repped him for you.

Gentlemen. If we are Manning Up again, we need to bring back our robot names. This is not optional. Those of you who didn't have robot names before, or think your previous one was dumb, may create a new one at your earliest convenience. That is all.

No worries, it's all just stage-setting.

It's down for me, but my steam connection is usually unreliable with this dorm wifi.