Idiot Cube

No no no no no no no. My days of spending money on shiny thingamabobs in free-to-play games are over. With the exception of TF2, obviously. I'll just wait and see if they decide to acknowledge my sign-up request.

So, I signed up for beta access a while ago. Got this email today: What is dis.

I'm sure it would all make sense if we had a more complete understanding of troll anatomy. Of course, in that case we would probably be haunted with the horrifying knowledge of their reproductive system. So let's just drop the subject, m'kay?

...oh. Queen, get ready for some ginormous testiculars.

Silent and Doop, how's your game going? My queen thirsts for more testicular annihilation!

Oh dear. Did I just dig up an old flamewar? > Cube: Abscond

Ted. I want to have your babbys. And I mean that in the most non-sexual way possible.

What.

Sure. We understand.

Jon and Arin's wife come to hate each other. Arin has to mediate between them, while maintaining a positive relationship with both of them. Dis ship's gun be gooooooood.

Naw, man. Grumps before humps.

You tell us, mister admin guy!

Say, I haven't seen DVD around here recently...

Wait a second...my next game is going to be against someone who is actually good at chess!

Not much. My heart is 2.6 sizes too small to care about volunteer work. I used to do tutoring in high school, until I discovered that I have zero patience with people who just don't get it.

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJPAa5K_npc

Yeah, that pretty much sums up my game with Rammite.

Space Pirate / Snowman

Yep. Also, the fact that neither of us knows what the fuck we're doing is slowing things down.

>Skay Slipstreem

My king isn't very good at diplomacy. How about I send my queen instead?

Not really. It's just some mucus that decided to crash at my lung's place a little longer because it's too drunk to drive home and doesn't have money for a cab.

*cough*root for me, I'm your best fwiend*cough*

You're going down, Rammite! Just a soon as I figure out what the hell is going on!