Idiot Cube

"And this was your grandfather's first dragon dildo. But it definitely wasn't the last!"

*urge to rant about Apple intensifies*

Reinhardt x Other team's Reinhardt. They're constantly crashing into each other, it's fucking adorable.

My top 5: Reinhardt (God I love this guy. Put up a nice big shield to help your teammates push forward, then charge into the enemy of your choice and take him for a ride. There is also an elegant simplicity in playing a character who brought a fuckhuge melee weapon to fight against people with future laser guns.) Zenyatta (As I said earlier, gives out heals and debuffs without being useless at damage. Rapid-fire can kill people pretty efficiently if aimed right.) McCree (The ol' "Flash-and-fan-and-roll-and-fan" technique takes out tanks in the blink of an eye. Using his stun to interrupt people's ults never stops being funny.) Hanzo (Feels like a much more responsive Huntsman sniper. Sonic arrows are pretty useful as well.) D.Va (Rocket-powered suicide bombing. I rest my case.) Bottom 5: Bastion (I don't like being immobile. Also, when playing against him he capitalizes on the incompetence of your average low-level player, which I'm going to be stuck with for a while) Mei (I can't get the hang of her. More importantly, the fucking ice walls can mess with BOTH TEAMS. Why would you block me when I'm about to charge into some poor fool?!) Winston (Has an immobile version of Rein's shield, and a lazer cannon that isn't fun to use at all. Going into Banana Slamma mode isn't nearly as terrifying as it should be.) Mercy (Just not a lot of fun for me. Reminds me too much of Medic's hide-behind-someone-and-hold-M1 playstyle. Has a similar "Press Q for POTG" problem to several other heroes, except in her case it's not even fun to watch.)

Please give the option to mute Tracer's voice. But keep her pain and death sounds.

IdiotCube#1269

It's clearly Anti-Russian/Feds/Anarchists/Rioters/Terrorists magic, and I'm not going to let it go to waste.

Combat shotgun chambered in .22lr with a range of 1km which feeds from a 100 round double drum. It is a bottom-loading conventional rifle. It has a pair of iron sights, laser grip, and large suppressor mounted. It's in well worn condition. It is called the Mossberg XMM. We all know how useful shotguns are for long range.

So far Zenyatta is my favorite. Since both of his support abilities are place-it-and-forget-it, he can heal, debuff, and deal damage all at the same time. I've even gotten a few decent killstreaks with him, which is unheard of for your typical "support" character in other games. The downside is that he's ultra squishy, so you still need to keep your distance and hide behind your bigger, thicker teammates. Also I can't for the life of me do anything useful with his ult.

Donny and Johnny best team.

I'm still mad that you can't romance Nick. I want that robot dick's robot dick.

Is there a mod that can make my hair even MORE stupid amazing?

Ah, right.

Why are all schools so bad at, like, everything involving computers and/or the internet?

And now I can finally fulfill my life-long dream of building a 50-foot statue of my hair out of lead. ...What? Why did you think I was collecting all those bullets?

So, all the snacks in the heavens are our enemies now, huh?

Fuck, okay. I guess two years of gigadrillbreakpauses weren't enough to plan out a real ending. But hey, it was a really beautifully animated not-ending.

Jane OP as hell.

Good shit.

Post your favorite April Fools 2016 stuff. There's a new Homestar Runner video. As if that weren't shocking enough, it's a 30-minute long Marzipan's Answering Machine extravaganza, where we get to hear what everyone has been up to for the last seven years. None of it will be of any interest to anyone who doesn't give a crap about Homestar Runner (and I honestly can't blame you), but it's probably their most spectacular April Fools skit yet.

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my gary is the coolest and aloofest of them all