Idiot Cube

Greetings, gentlemen. Kindly look at your avatar. Now look at mine. Now look at yours again. Now look at mine once again. Unfortunately, your avatar is not mine. But if your avatar had facial hair and a top hat, it could almost be as gentlemanly as mine. Look down. Back up. Where are you? You are in the streets of London, with the gentlemanly avatar your avatar could be like. What is that in your hand? Observe, for I have liberated it from your possession. It is a gold pocket watch with two tickets to that orchestra you like. Anything is possible when your avatar is a true gentleman. I am in a horse-drawn carriage.

Seeing "Idiot Cube + Cube Junior" in the killfeed when I go Demopirate still hasn't gotten old.

Sounds like there might be something wrong with your fish drive.

MEOsW is overrated. Lionux is much better.

I pull viruses out of my computer with my BARE DAMN HANDS!!! And then I feed them to my cat. She needs the protein.

Ok, I was *yawn* gonna pester Ted about posting the next *yawn* chapter, but I think I'm just gonna take a nap on this *yawn* padded floor instead. NICE TRY, KIGYAR, BUT I AM INCAPABLE OF PERFORMING THAT RIDICULOUS BODILY FUNC- *yawn* WAIT, WHAT?

I then attempted to re-rail that thread with a picture of my cat, Tuna, which led to a debate about catfish cannibalism.

I use the buds that came with my iPod.They...work.

All I had was 3 ref and luck.

DAMMIT BINARY!THIS WAS MY ONE SHOT AT THE SPOTLIGHT, AND YOU STOLE IT FROM ME!

DON'T TELL ME YOU'VE STOPPED BELIEVING IN ME TOO! OF ALL PEOPLE, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD BE THE ONE TO SEE THE TRUTH. Great idea, Corv.

Hey, um, guys.I'm gonna brag for a second.If that's okay with you.http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198009885352/1090306802You may now proceed with not caring.

BUT LOOK AT HOW SEXY THESE NEW HATS ARE!!!

Lord Binary, why does Ico get the job but not me? Are you trying to play along with my delusions? That's not going to help me regain my sanity. AND FOR THE LAST TIME, CALL ME ICOSAHEDRA! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO BASTARDIZE MY TRUE NAME JUST SO YOU GUYS CAN PRONOUNCE IT, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE SIMPLIFIED VERSION RIGHT! Hey! Don't talk to our grand ruler like that!

I'm an ugly reskin of a stock weapon.

Please don't make me go back in there. It's too warm, and it only makes HIM speak louder. WELL, OF COURSE I HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER. THE PADDED WALLS DON'T CARRY MY VOICE AT ALL. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ACOUSTICS? NO! AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

Supreme Dictator Binary, just out of curiosity, what is your policy on hiring the mentally insane? NEVER MIND THAT! ASK HIM ABOUT HIS POLICY ON HIRING PEOPLE WHO ARE HOSTING INFINITELY WISE SPIRITS! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Nice thread you have here, Raz.

...I thought not.

If people are willing to spend $100 to have a one-time message sent to everyone playing TF2 at that moment, they will certainly be willing to spend $100 to post a joke game on Greenlight.

Freeman has destroyed so much. What is it exactly that he has created? Can you name even one thing?