Idiot Cube

Hey, um, guys.I'm gonna brag for a second.If that's okay with you.http://tf2b.com/tf2/item/76561198009885352/1090306802You may now proceed with not caring.

BUT LOOK AT HOW SEXY THESE NEW HATS ARE!!!

Lord Binary, why does Ico get the job but not me? Are you trying to play along with my delusions? That's not going to help me regain my sanity. AND FOR THE LAST TIME, CALL ME ICOSAHEDRA! IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I HAVE TO BASTARDIZE MY TRUE NAME JUST SO YOU GUYS CAN PRONOUNCE IT, AND YOU CAN'T EVEN GET THE SIMPLIFIED VERSION RIGHT! Hey! Don't talk to our grand ruler like that!

I'm an ugly reskin of a stock weapon.

Please don't make me go back in there. It's too warm, and it only makes HIM speak louder. WELL, OF COURSE I HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER. THE PADDED WALLS DON'T CARRY MY VOICE AT ALL. DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ACOUSTICS? NO! AND LEAVE ME ALONE!

Supreme Dictator Binary, just out of curiosity, what is your policy on hiring the mentally insane? NEVER MIND THAT! ASK HIM ABOUT HIS POLICY ON HIRING PEOPLE WHO ARE HOSTING INFINITELY WISE SPIRITS! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!

Nice thread you have here, Raz.

...I thought not.

If people are willing to spend $100 to have a one-time message sent to everyone playing TF2 at that moment, they will certainly be willing to spend $100 to post a joke game on Greenlight.

Freeman has destroyed so much. What is it exactly that he has created? Can you name even one thing?

I kinda assumed that blow to the head killed him. His skull is quite soft. You might wonder how I know that. Well, I definitely DID NOT disassemble Cell's head while he was asleep and then put it back together, if that's what you're thinking.

Oh no! They killed my lab assistant! This is very traumatizing for me, as it is the first time someone close to me has been brutally murdered! BUT CUBE, WHAT ABOUT THE TIME WHEN I WAS- Hey you guys hear anything? I don't hear anything. Must be the wind picking up. STOP THIS CHARADE, CUBE. YOU KNOW THE DOCTORS ARE WRONG ABOUT ME. Yep, it sure is great to be cured and totally not hearing voices in my head anymore. YOU CAN'T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER, CUBE. HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA GO DO THE KIND OF STUFF THAT NON-CRAZY PEOPLE DO? BECAUSE I WOULD CERTAINLY LOVE TO HANG OUT WITH MY GOOD, NON-IMAGINARY FRIENDS RIGHT NOW! WHAT THAT'S CRAZY, I WOULDN'T BURN RAMMITE'S HOUSE DOWN WITH AN IMPROPERLY DISCARDED VIAL OF REP, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

damopun pls

My prediction:-Ubered tobors can no longer carry the bomb (because SPUF wouldn't stop whining about that)-Added the ugliest community items we could find-Various bugfixes you won't even notice because they'll be replaced with new bugs-Wupdated the wocalization wiles

Where do you keep getting all these amazing gifs?

Wait a second...why am I being allowed to experiment with highly volatile rep? I shouldn't even be out of my padded cell! PERHAPS MAD SCIENCE IS A THERAPEUTIC EXERCISE. That's not a bad idea, projection of my own overactive imagination. I'm glad I thought of it! YOU ASSHAT.

Use his scarf like a sponge to draw out some of the poisoned blood from the wound, then drag him to SPUFville. CUBE, I DON'T THINK THAT'S A GOOD- Shut up, you don't exist! You're a figment of my imagination! Everyone says so!

Did you ever stop and think maybe Corv just felt like saying Sisski because it's fun to say and/or type?Sisski Sisski Sisski Sisski Sisski Sisski!

Ted.You need to work Rammite's nega-rep powers into this somehow.

Welcome to our circle of jerkers, my friend!

Ikea Boy.

Hooray! My character actually impacts the story now!

Yeah, it is pretty funny.If it's any consolation, our version probably would've sucked anyway.

Dammit, Ryn! I was just about to post this!