Idiot Cube

Nuh-uh! Our optic nerves just broke because they couldn't handle our superior brainpower!

I think we have a winner!

<3

Wait right there while I look for my surprised face. I'm sure it's around here somewhere...

C'MOOOON MAAAAN, TRY THE DEMOOOOOO!!! *pokes Incarnati0n repeatedly* Finally! I was starting to think you'd never show up, Demospam!

If we don't stop the robot invasion...there won't be any hats. DUN DUN DUUUUUUN

Because it would pop out whenever I'm surprised at something.

Yes. Since I was a kid, I've had a good right eye and a bad left eye. I can walk around and look at stuff without my glasses, but I need to wear them when I'm doing something that requires depth perception.Technically I can read and use a computer without glasses too, but I've found that my eye gets tired if I do it for too long, so I pretty much wear my glasses all day out of habit.

Ha ha ha! I laugh at your inferior timezones!!!

Have you tried the demo? I won't allow you to make that claim until you've tried the demo.

inb4 wrench-bots

You're a butt.

I don't see why not.

VALVE GUITAR lc

The Teddinator

If you've played the demo and liked it, you really should get the full game. The story gets a lot more interesting about halfway through. Chris becomes more relatable and slightly less douchey before too long.

Artificial Desert Foliage

Just wait until you've experienced the rest of the story. Darn tootin'.

Tin-jin.

I'll see you in SPUF Hell.You handsome rogue.

Lookit the touchscreen thingummy.

Definitely not put in there as a joke. No siree.

Some sort of bird, I'm guessing?

You're pretty good at this!

Uh, sure.