Idiot Cube

Tell your girlfriend she's a true warrior and I'm proud of her.

Zootopia were good. All the characters were well-rounded, the humor never fell flat, and there were even some cool action scenes.

There are two of me. We must meet and combine our power.

Friendly reminder to commit mass suicide on our 10th anniversarry! c:

Wow, that remake of Food Fight looks great!

plz drown urself bby luv u :3 <33333

Aha, you too have discovered the secrets of Medic Power. Yours is the syringe that will pierce the heavens, just who the hell do these viruses think you are, etc. Also Scags, when are you gonna run another SubSPUF Pandemic game?

Well, Disneyland has ruined Space Mountain. Or should I say HYPERspace Mountain. It is now yet another Star Wars ride. You know how the ride is almost completely dark, and you never see the track or walls? Well, now there are so many laser lights and projector screens that you never have to worry about that sort of thrilling experience! You're ALWAYS aware of what direction you're going and how small the space around you is! Also, the music has been replaced with the generic star wars theme, plus a cacophony of blasts and whooshes and RED LEADER STANDING BYs. Look, I like Star Wars as much as the rest of you nerds. But I don't like how Disneyland has destroyed the best qualities of one of its most popular rides (and my most favorite, if you couldn't tell), all for the sake of yet another advertisement. I don't want everything unique in Tomorrowland to become Star Wars: The Theme Park.

That one poptart box isn't on the same shelf as the others aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I'll be happy to provide commentary despite knowing nothing about high-level play. "Oh, it looks like he's going to go with Puck, like a FUCKING NERD!"

See, Mom would INSIST that everyone leaves when it's done. She might even get an Uber for them if it means getting rid of them.

Wow, I think I could've done a better job running the event in my living room. And my mom would provide snacks for free!

It's an alright series, but I'm still not over the death of Jafari-chan.

Smash Bros, more like Counter Bros.

...Oh. Well, thanks for clearing that up. (Hooray, I can hate Apple again!)

"Sentinel" is great.

If an assassin kills everyone loudly, but leaves nobody alive to hear it...did he make a sound?

This one starts with my house in the ocean (I think?). But I'm walking around and talking like it's nothing. Then I drink a glass of water (????) and start floating. This happens because the water I drank is less dense than the water around me. (That is literally what I was thinking at the time.) There was also something about a weirdly edited version of the Pink Elephants sequence from Dumbo playing on TV, but I was much more interested in my impromptu physics lesson.

The gravitational pull of my luscious hair will draw enemy fire away from us! To victory, nerds!!

I like Reaper's Día de los Muertos look. Kinda silly, but I'm a fan of that whole aesthetic.

Why do you think we're getting thin mints?

If you strike me down, I will become more bullet-spongey than you can possibly imagine.