Idiot Cube

I used to play soccer. In first grade. I scraped my knees, broke my glasses, kicked the ball in the wrong goal, and was declared the most vile thing in the universe by my teammates. I decided I would never set foot outside again, except to obtain food or money.

So, wait...did the Mets fail to get any hits, or did they prevent the other team from getting any hits? Come on, guys! I have a hard enough time understanding (and caring about) sports without you guys making it more confusing!

Who is this mysterious man, and why is he throwing a pair of pants at me?

Where would we be without you, Cheese?

Whatever, man. My psychic powers will provide me with thousands of ways to keep safe from the zombies. I could explode their heads, use pyrokinesis to start a zombie barbecue, transform them into my own personal army...the possibilities are endless!

Sounds interesting. I'll try the demo and get back to you on how much I hate it.

Once someone gets Steve, couldn't they swap him out for their own farmed Strange Shotgun and claim a bunch of ill-gotten points?

Roses are red,Violets are blue,Wait, that's not right,Violets are fucking VIOLET.

Nerf! Neeeeeeeeerf!!!!

The time is Eight Fifty Seven O' clock.

Hold still, Raison. Zis will only sting for a moment.

Oh boy! Everybody get some popcorn!

Good news! I've created a new helmet! If there's one thing I know about hats, it's that they can always be improved with bright green paint. Therefore, I have painted my tinfoil hat bright green. This should negate the effects of evil corporate government communist femminazi hippie radio waves. As for my rep troubles...looks like I'm gonna have to rep everybody. Wish me luck.

lol, thanks. Have some re- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Don't panic, don't panic, don't- WE'RE DOOOMED!!!

Oh, right. I forgot I still have obligations after the school year ends.If this is within the next few weeks, I might not be able to participate depending on how my schedule pans out. It would be nice if they gave us a date.

Lvl 3 Demopan!I sincerely hope you have Dangeresque Too too. (har)

Hang on, we need to decide on classes....DIBS ON SCOUT NO TAKEBACKS

But what if they do the same thing?

Do it, Doc! DO IT!

I'm afraid it's too soon for another one of my attacks. The Laplace Cannon needs two weeks to cool down after firing.

Hah.

Shh. Admin iz asleep.

*Ahem*