Idiot Cube

Like this. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8 Just 1 post away from becoming bag o' dirt!

Spycrab noises!

I perform the extremely vital role of questioning the intelligence of everyone on my team.

When you are pointing directly at an enemy player, they scream and go into the "humiliation" pose.

I used to think Runescape was a good game.

I haven't seen such complete and efficient thread derailment since the ol' Jag Whacking thread!

Hey! I'm the shopkeeper around here! I'm not gonna let a bunch of illegal pony immigrants put me out of work!

As enemies, or as allies?Either way, they should be countered by Hertz.

I was born on a site called Gametrailers, which was basically Youtube with nothing but game trailers, gameplay videos, and an even more disgusting community.From there I moved on to the real Youtube, where I discovered the wonders of Youtube Poop and random Gmod videos. This went on for a few years, until I realized that these videos weren't really all that funny.Then my golden age of internet browsing began when I discovered Stumbleupon, the single greatest resource for time-killing and procrastination that mankind has ever built.I spent countless hours Stumbling across the vast plains of the Internet, which of course led me to countless Portal comics, Portal videos, and other Portal junk. I decided I might as well figure out what all the fuss was about, and played through Portal on a friend's computer. I was blown away.A while later, I bought a Macbook Pro just for the sake of playing Portal. I found out about the Orange Box and decided to buy it since it was a pretty sweet deal. This led me to be completely captivated by TF2, which led me to SPUF, which led me here.Oh, and I got a Facebook at some point, which has been a great asset for figuring out what all the people I barely knew in high school are currently complaining about.

If it's any consolation, I think you have the most amazing sig in the history of subSPUF.

Just finished a game with Binary. It was by far the most amazing experience I've ever had in a game.

Like, right now?I AM NOT LETTING YOU GUYS LEAVE ME OUT YET AGAIN!!!*commence furious downloading*

You bastard...you know how I feel about killing spycrabs.

C'mon everyone, say it with me! /thread

You, sir, are a genius.

In my expert opinion, this is a bad idea.Used robot vaginas would be considerably less valuable than newly minted ones. In order to prevent rapid inflation, we would need to outlaw the use of robot vaginas as...well, robot vaginas.

Don't forget, I'm a certified Robot Vagina Manufacturer (among other professions). Would you be interested in an apprenticeship?

Robo-Soldiers and Demoknights.

If I'm in it, I wanna be a generic NPC. You would see me all over the place, with various palette swaps.My many roles would include:-Shopkeep (sells a wide variety of hats and hat-themed accessories.)-Blacksmith (lets you forge new weapons using the posts you've collected, for a small fee.)-Old Man (gives out random tips, most of which you already figured out on your own.)-Flirtatious Lady (offers a sidequest involving romance, drama, and some really bad voice acting.)-Robot Vagina Manufacturer (self-explanatory.)

So, you bet your uber target's life on a dice roll?NICE.

In that case, I want to be the shopkeeper NPC. "Ah, I see you're interested in the Robot Vagina. It's a very useful tool, and a steal at only 50 REP! How about it?"

I use photobucket because whatever.

Riveting tale, chap.

And they're all wearing clothes that seamlessly blend with the pattern on the carpet.Makes sense.

You turned them all into chairs? You bastard!