Idiot Cube

In my expert opinion, this is a bad idea.Used robot vaginas would be considerably less valuable than newly minted ones. In order to prevent rapid inflation, we would need to outlaw the use of robot vaginas as...well, robot vaginas.

Don't forget, I'm a certified Robot Vagina Manufacturer (among other professions). Would you be interested in an apprenticeship?

Robo-Soldiers and Demoknights.

If I'm in it, I wanna be a generic NPC. You would see me all over the place, with various palette swaps.My many roles would include:-Shopkeep (sells a wide variety of hats and hat-themed accessories.)-Blacksmith (lets you forge new weapons using the posts you've collected, for a small fee.)-Old Man (gives out random tips, most of which you already figured out on your own.)-Flirtatious Lady (offers a sidequest involving romance, drama, and some really bad voice acting.)-Robot Vagina Manufacturer (self-explanatory.)

So, you bet your uber target's life on a dice roll?NICE.

In that case, I want to be the shopkeeper NPC. "Ah, I see you're interested in the Robot Vagina. It's a very useful tool, and a steal at only 50 REP! How about it?"

I use photobucket because whatever.

Riveting tale, chap.

And they're all wearing clothes that seamlessly blend with the pattern on the carpet.Makes sense.

You turned them all into chairs? You bastard!

Dearest Sir Gigolo, It has come to my attention that it has been nearly two hours since someone posted in this thread. Therefore, I believe it is reasonable to conclude that the patrons of Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen have refrained from "posting in this thread every 10 seconds" as per your urgent request. Thusly, on behalf of all members of Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen, I am writing to ask that you fulfill your end of the bargain. We shall patiently await your decision regarding how you intend to reimburse each and every member with approximately £6.29, as per the terms specified in your request. Kindest regards, Idiot Cube

DUDE! We made it to the second page? AWESOME!!! Oh, uh... *ahem* Jolly good show, chaps! The abundance of posts in this marvelous thread is surely a sign that the classiness of this forum is increasing dramatically! Shall we partake in some celebratory tea and cakes?

Speak up, chap! I can hardly hear you!

With a mustache, right?

Yes, quite.

Thank you most kindly, good sir! If any other chaps on this forum are having trouble finding the gentle mann inside them, please do not hesitate to request my assistance!

Fret not, Hertz old boy. I shall use my expertise in gentlemanly facial hair to provide you with a moustache, free of charge. Let's see now...for someone of your rather...unique complexion...I believe a classic handlebar moustache would be most suitable. I shall affix it to your face, like so...oh, for goodness sake, please do try to hold still, mister Hertz! We're nearly finished. And now the final touch: A simple, but dignified, top hat. All done, mister Hertz! Behold your new, gentlemannly image! What do you say, Hertz? Does this not capture the refined gentle mann you see inside yourself? Wear this avatar with pride, old chap.

Good show, old bean! This font shall increase the classiness of this forum by 150 per cent! Please accept this Reputation as a token of my appreciation!

It would be my pleasure, mister Guy.

I intend to bring some culture into this barbaric wasteland. We all have moustaches now, that's a good start.

NO! Not "The Gentleman's Forum", you uncultured oaf! It's "Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen"! For goodness sake, man, show some class!

We're not gentlemen, but we can become gentlemen if we just take the first step of renaming this online forum!

Yes...but that's not enough.We must change the name of this forum to "Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen", and speak in horribly exaggerated British accents.Tea and crumpets, what ho.

I'll pass. My brain has received enough punishment tonight.