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Idiot Cube

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  1. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Dearest Sir Gigolo, It has come to my attention that it has been nearly two hours since someone posted in this thread. Therefore, I believe it is reasonable to conclude that the patrons of Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen have refrained from "posting in this thread every 10 seconds" as per your urgent request. Thusly, on behalf of all members of Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen, I am writing to ask that you fulfill your end of the bargain. We shall patiently await your decision regarding how you intend to reimburse each and every member with approximately £6.29, as per the terms specified in your request. Kindest regards, Idiot Cube
  2. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    DUDE! We made it to the second page? AWESOME!!! Oh, uh... *ahem* Jolly good show, chaps! The abundance of posts in this marvelous thread is surely a sign that the classiness of this forum is increasing dramatically! Shall we partake in some celebratory tea and cakes?
  3. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Speak up, chap! I can hardly hear you!
  4. Idiot Cube

    Choose my next Steam avatar

    With a mustache, right?
  5. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Yes, quite.
  6. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Thank you most kindly, good sir! If any other chaps on this forum are having trouble finding the gentle mann inside them, please do not hesitate to request my assistance!
  7. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Fret not, Hertz old boy. I shall use my expertise in gentlemanly facial hair to provide you with a moustache, free of charge. Let's see now...for someone of your rather...unique complexion...I believe a classic handlebar moustache would be most suitable. I shall affix it to your face, like so...oh, for goodness sake, please do try to hold still, mister Hertz! We're nearly finished. And now the final touch: A simple, but dignified, top hat. All done, mister Hertz! Behold your new, gentlemannly image! What do you say, Hertz? Does this not capture the refined gentle mann you see inside yourself? Wear this avatar with pride, old chap.
  8. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Good show, old bean! This font shall increase the classiness of this forum by 150 per cent! Please accept this Reputation as a token of my appreciation!
  9. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    It would be my pleasure, mister Guy.
  10. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    I intend to bring some culture into this barbaric wasteland. We all have moustaches now, that's a good start.
  11. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    NO! Not "The Gentleman's Forum", you uncultured oaf! It's "Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen"! For goodness sake, man, show some class!
  12. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    We're not gentlemen, but we can become gentlemen if we just take the first step of renaming this online forum!
  13. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    Yes...but that's not enough.We must change the name of this forum to "Ye Olde Moustache Powered Forum for Gentlemen", and speak in horribly exaggerated British accents.Tea and crumpets, what ho.
  14. Idiot Cube

    Cyberbu//y

    I'll pass. My brain has received enough punishment tonight.
  15. Idiot Cube

    Choose my next Steam avatar

    Oh, I have to pick one of your dumb choices? Fine.Potato. That's a funny way of spelling "potato".
  16. Idiot Cube

    Choose my next Steam avatar

    A batty eating battersons.
  17. Idiot Cube

    Journey

    I hear ya, brah.
  18. Idiot Cube

    Journey

    It's awesome. Go get it.
  19. Idiot Cube

    Journey

    No, but it is from before terms like "480i" existed. We got it in the mid '90s, and never got a new one because this one still works just fine. :rolleyes:But yeah, I can see why your tv would ruin the artistic part of Journey. That static and stuff would definitely limit your enjoyment of the game.
  20. Idiot Cube

    Best website in existence.

    I have achieved ultimate handsomeness. This is now my new avatar.
  21. Idiot Cube

    Journey

    My TV is 200 times as shitty as yours, and the game still looks pretty good.
  22. Idiot Cube

    Journey

    A lesser man would tell you it was worth getting a PS3 just to play this game, but I won't resort to such exaggeration.EDIT: Just saw this on the game's homepage: Sorry guys. As long as Sony has Thatgamecompany by the balls, Journey will be a PS3-exclusive. :(
  23. Idiot Cube

    What have you given away?

    Nothing. Bah humbug.
  24. Idiot Cube

    Any games that you hate that everybody else seems to love?

    Skyrim.I wouldn't say I "hate" it, per se, but I played through a good portion of it and never figured out what all the fuss was about.
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