Idiot Cube

It's right at the top of the Settings page.

A few hats? You are quite the comedian, sir.

You know how every fighting game has at least one character that makes you wonder what the devs were smoking when they created him? That would be me. Meet the Idiot Cube! Appearance: Floating gray cube with a poorly drawn face. And robot arms. Because robots are cool. Hat: Ye Olde Baker Boy. (Paint color: Zepheniah's Greed.) Weapon: Cloak and Dagger, allowing me to lurk in the forums, contributing absolutely nothing, until the opportunity arises to use my final smash. Final REP Smash: The Punninator! Absorbs all the other posts in a thread and turns them into witty puns, giving me massive amounts of undeserved REP! Can only be used once per thread.

Make their melee weapons swing 20% slower.Balanced. 11/15

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This thread is a spy.

I can hit the top of the flagpole in every level.I can die in peace now.

Perhaps that's to see if the story is still enjoyable if you're not familiar with TF2. But the fact that he has to explain what an Enforcer and an Axtinguisher are doesn't help. Anyway. Looks like the start of a neat story.

Pretty much this.I'd like to add that a "warning", in my opinion, means letting them know we're not really "playing the game", except in certain events, and if they don't like that they can go somewhere else. Just saying "DON'T KILL DON'T KILL DON'T KILL" doesn't seem to convince them.

Hah! Why would I make an Aqua Teen Hunger Force reference when I could just as easily make a Portal reference?

I joined Steam shortly after Portal jokes had gone completely out of style, again. Nobody sent me that memo, so I naturally decided to go with a Portal joke. Oh, but I wasn't going to be yet another "THECAKEISALIE!!1!111". No, I had bigger plans. I named myself..."Weighted Idiot Cube!" LOLOLOL GET IT CUZ IT'S LIKE WIEGTED COMPANIN CUBE BUT IT'S DIFFERENT LOL SO RANDOM On the forums I shortened it to "Idiot Cube", because character limit. And recently, I changed it to "Idiot Cube" on Steam too, so it's less idiotic-sounding.

Haha, right. And I was once on a team that had less than four spies!Seriously though, you're obviously lying. Stop making shit up.

*holds 'h' key*Oh, and have some rep for knowing the actual name.

A re-release of Super Mario Bros. for the Gameboy Color.I couldn't even make it past the first castle.

This masterpiece deserves a Pulitzer. No, wait...it deserves a Saxxy! NO! It deserves...an Unusual Vintage Genuine Valve Hale's Own Pulitzer, duct-taped to a moon-sized Saxxy! Unusual effect: All of them! And also, here's one rep. Don't spend it all in one place.

For being an annoying rep-whore.

I believe it goes without saying that the first phase of our plan must be to seize control of hat production. Once we control the hat distribution, we will control the people's trust.

I keep posting semi-witty comments for easy rep, but nothing happens!

I like Sonic. I also like a lot of the remixes in Sonic Generations. What's that? You don't share my love for Sonic? TOO BAD! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=II_x-zUMJOs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XahpFY5uUWs&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7U4KJL5Prdg&feature=related And now for something else.

I'm addicted to agreeing to the "terms and conditions" without actually reading them. I know I should read them, but I just can't help myself, and they're always huge columns of legalese! *sobs*

I never had the pleasure of seeing Cheese20's work, but I have heard many great things about his prodigious game-balancing ideas.

Allow me to throw another anime girl in the mix.

In a world of Dr Enforcicles... Tomi Gruviches... and about six snipers on one team... One spycrab has what it takes to save the world. Idiot Cube is... THE LAST SPYCRAB Coming to a Youtube near you.

I will give them this: They made Meet the Pyro first.