Idiot Cube

Man, all we had were some lame ass corkboards. And they mainly got used for pizza coupons and stuff.

I have been assimilated.

Mad Max seems like it would be right up my alley, but it's been a while since I spent 60 bucks on a game. I feel dirty just thinking about it.

Sorry you didn't get to be butt buddies with your cousin, Rammire.

Holy shit, Pauling is showing some actual character development! Can't wait to see more of it in a year.

I was doing alright, and then a swarm of molerats got out of control and ate about 50 of my 60 dwellers :'( Now I have to decide which ones are worth reviving and which go in the incinerator. Sorry Phillip, but your wife's rotting corpse is making everyone in the diner feel totally bummed out.

Did people yell "HEY DICK'EAD!" "OY MOTHERFUCKER!" "ASSCLOWN!" and "HEY LOVER BOY!" at Derek?

Oh shit, I was supposed to schedule my next blood donation like a month ago. Some kid's gonna die because my extremely rare A-positive blood arrived a month too late.

Damn, now my wizard army won't have any dramatic speechwriters.

You lucky bastard.

Oh, right. Mine downloaded like 2 weeks ago, just haven't bothered installing it yet. I'm gud enough.

Or you could do this: IP: 68.196.83.103Port: 64738Password: spufpowered

​What's the IP for that? I have a SPUF mumble in my favorites but I can't connect.

Could we do it twice, both tomorrow and next week? Everyone who's available for both could still do both.

Dammit guys, quit having hobbies and obligations away from your comptuers!

Making me get up before noon on a Saturday? Why do you hate best coast so much?

I want to be whatever is the opposite of a captain. A swabbie, I guess.

​When I saw this webm before the episode, I thought it happened after an actually emotional scene, but then the thing happened and I'm genuinely confused. I want to laugh, but I also want to feel bad for ironic reasons.

Maybe I should practice playing something besides Axe and Jakiro. ........................Nah.

222 hours, MMR is for nerds.

Hey, you're supposed to keep the peasants ignorant by withholding the truth about the past, not us!

This dark era of our society must not be forgotten.

Yeah, but your tuition rates must be way higher than ours to make that work. Oh, wait...

​Yeah, unless the dorm you end up going to is so full that you have to choose between a three-person room with other "engineering major students" (aka nerds), or a two-person room with the jocks. I decided that sharing nine months of my life in a prison cell-sized room with two people was something I didn't want to deal with. Little did I suspect how suffocating it would be to be surrounded by loud neighbors and stuck with a roommate who has nothing in common with me. Maybe it would have been just as bad to be sharing that tiny space with two guys even if they turned out to be my best friends, but I'll never know. But uh yeah, have fun getting to know your peers and stuff. College is great! Your future starts hare! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!

Honestly, if it's free I don't care. Put out as many ten-minute shrimp simulators as you want if you're not charging people to play 'em.