Idiot Cube

Probably because of a bunch of idiots not realizing the rank resets when the weapon gets traded, and buying stranges based on their Hale's Own ranks.

Kirby, maybe Sword Mii if he turns out to be cool. Which he will cuz' he's got my face.

No cyborg Raiden? Well if you want something done right...

dead game

My thoughts exactly. The game looks pretty neat but not I'm not sure "pretty neat" is worth seven bucks. It's not. Especially since the online multiplayer server seems to be made out of cardboard and powered by hamsters whenever I try to play with someone outside my state.

FUCK YOU THE HAT AND PIPE ARE COOL

*claws eyes out and leaves this thread forever*

What? Oh yeah, Minecraft. I should maybe play that again one of these months.

QUICK POST THINGS THAT MAKE JAPANESE PEOPLE FROWN

Holmes looks like he just finished piloting a steampunk airship.

That Apple water bottle parody ad is coming disturbingly close to being believable..

So all you can do is show people ads for your games? I feel like we should get revenue for that.

How does EA even exist anymore?

You should try my method of playing fighting games: Mash all buttons indiscriminately.

To be fair, the last time I used a cassette player was in like third grade. Edit: OH COME ON HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HEADPHONES ARE "Ohhhh I'm such a 90s kid but I wasn't born in the 90s" FUCK YOU KID

The whitest knight in all the land!

I would be too. That's pretty damn impressive.

figuratively who

I used to do that with Time Crisis. It didn't go too well.

So. The Purge has begun.

Offline, and keyboard. I do have a 360 controller if that would be better.