Idiot Cube

How does EA even exist anymore?

You should try my method of playing fighting games: Mash all buttons indiscriminately.

To be fair, the last time I used a cassette player was in like third grade. Edit: OH COME ON HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT HEADPHONES ARE "Ohhhh I'm such a 90s kid but I wasn't born in the 90s" FUCK YOU KID

The whitest knight in all the land!

I would be too. That's pretty damn impressive.

figuratively who

I used to do that with Time Crisis. It didn't go too well.

So. The Purge has begun.

Offline, and keyboard. I do have a 360 controller if that would be better.

My 2gb card can handle it until guys start shooting at me. Speaking of which, OH GOD THERE'S GUYS SHOOTING AT ME AUGH THE MISSLES HOW DO I AVOID I CAN'T SHOOT BECAUSE THINGS ARE OVERHEATING BUT THEY DON'T STOP OVERHEATING WHEN I DON'T SHOOT HAAAAALP

Well shit I've got a week off from college. Sweet. ...wooooooow that's a lot of megabytes

HNNNNNNNNG

>you don't play as your character >but you do play as gat I have mixed feelings

But only if they're black.

I think I know where this is going and I don't like it.

Numbah one get.

gaise stop you're making sakurai saku-cry :'(((

Not sure whether this should be in the saloon. In fact I'm not sure if it should even be anywhere.

I did. A year ago. :grumble:

:I

Well what the fuck is even the point of playing then? Whoever made this club deserves a "punchual" in the face.

But you can also have fun on the beach with your fellow tech-savvy 18-24 year olds! The watch won't contribute to that in any meaningful way, but it won't stop you!

Dibs on the miniscule box-shaped robot that everyone finds annoying. Somehow I feel a connection to him.