Idiot Cube

You're one of the like five people here who actually have a job. Fucking get it mang.

So nobody's found a jungle yet? How am I supposed to make a living?!

It kinda is though...

You guys are using your pinkys, right?

THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG I DON"T SEE HOW THIS PROVES ANYTHING

that wouldn't be a problem if y'all didn't flee to the far corners of the earth before setting up your homes

Installing right now. So hype.

Wolfgang from City Folk was my bro. We would talk for hours on end about how much better we were than the rest of these pansies, and what it really means to be a man.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE WHERE'S MY BREADSWORD

That's a programming thing. Why don't YOU do it? and i totally haven't been taking programming classes with my networking classes nope not one bit There's only so many programming languages you can reliably learn at once, man! Besides, Game Design Elven just seemed much more elegant to me than Internet Gnomish.

I dug out a sad little hovel near the spawn, after nearly being molested by a spider jockey. Off to a riggety-rollin' good start.

But we'll have to purchase more land from the Internet Gnomes to make room for them! I hope your networking classes have made you an expert at Gnome haggling...

No. This internet ain't big enough for two dense collections of social misfits.

Well first I'll have to try out every single new character. Depending on whatever dumb bullshit they make me do to unlock these charactars which is stupid because we all have the internet and we all know what characters there are going to be thanks to the trailers YOU made nintendo and furthermore maybe I just wanted to bring this game over to my cousin's house and beat each other up with whatever characters we want without having to first play some STUPID BORING SIDESCROLLER BEAT-EM-UP FOR FIVE HOURS but I digress. And then if I don't like any of 'em I'll go back to Kirby probably.

Oh I see. You're from that sub-subculture forum. I've got my eyes on you, buddy.

Why does the mayor have so little actual power in New Leaf? Oh, you want to put me in debt for my house? Here's a nice crisp Bitch I Will Throw You Out Of My Town dollar bill.

I feel like the WAR! update would have been fun, if a little disheartening once the farmers showed up.

That was months ago, man! I've changed. I've accepted DAS WALL as my lord and savior.

Yeah sure. I'm actually curious how DAS WALL holds up in 666.

why didn't you assholes tell me how cathartic mvm soldier with max rocket spec and damage is?