Idiot Cube

His hair really was amazing!

So basically it functions like any recent Nintendo game?

My car gets hot enough on its own, thank you.

"I shall take the legendary Quintimalas Blade into the catacombs of Tuf'na'miir, and slay the necromancer who has been terrorizing the surface world for eons!" "And I'll bring donuts!"

NOOOOOOOOOOO- uh, I mean, about time.

Welcome back. Nobody cares about ponies anymore

Actually, this time of year is the only period where I can be killed. Vampire weaknesses, y'know? On November 1st, the curse is lifted and I go back to being immortal! I guess I just wanted to see some blood shed on a livestream. Sweet, delicious blood... And Kay, you should be more careful. Where I come from, showing that scene is a good way to get your corners cut off.

It's a shame because I'd love this to be a blood sport where anyone can be killed at any moment, even the spectators. But I guess SOME PEOPLE think that wouldn't be acceptable for anything in the current millenium. Buncha pansies.

Upvoting is the real one, it adds to your reputation count. Also, hi.

In my opinion, nothing tops A hat paired with raspberry schnopps!

At least Saxton Hale got to be in a video at last.

With the unholy magic of a Friday the 13th birthday in October, Vampire Cube is reborn! (spooky music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU-WZf81cg8)

Perspective drawing?! I can't compete with this. I quit forever.

fucking finally

A step backwards is still movement.

That's called a Big Bang model. Although in Valve's case, it's more like a Big Chill.

You keep using that word, "soon". I do not think it means what you think it means.

More importantly, Deagle has a more fun name. Deagle deagle deagle.

Telling me I shouldn't be angry only makes me angrier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't say anything. I just seethe quietly. I also find it funny how, most of the time, all of the "gg"s are coming from the winning team/player. Gosh, how sportsmanlike of you to congratulate yourselves. *seeeeeeeethe*

This?

There aren't even any TF2 items on that site! They're just taunting us now.

Anything after Goku bumps his head as a baby is non-canon. His brain damage makes him an unreliable narrator.

I dreamed that TF2 got an update that turned it into...well, an MMO, I guess. It added a hub world that integrated many of the maps, where you could take control of one of the nine classes and do...not much of anything. You just wander around interacting with other players, and the characters will sometimes say some line relevant to the location and other classes that are nearby. It wasn't great. Most of the dialogue was generic dream gibberish, and you had to walk all the way to a particular map if you wanted to join a game on it. But hey, at least it was an update!