Idiot Cube

Cool. I can't wait for the hype to die down so I can start buying some robo-hats cheap.

The Objectors all have different images, resulting in a clusterfuck of mixed, conflicting messages. The Pans have only one message, ringing loud and clear with every hit. And that message is CLANG.

Or...maybe they're starting to develop a bit of a conscience? I mean, they did respond to customer feedback...that's a big step up for them!

I WAS WARNED THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND YET I DID NOTHING

Welp. I have just had my ass served to me with a side of onion rings and some ranch dressing. In real time. Thanks, Steam. I don't even know why I got swept up in this. I need to stop joining battles I'm not equipped for. I'm just gonna go cry in the corner and masturbate to some pictures of GLaDOS.

Stem cells making livers is not the same as neurons forming ideas.

More computing strength means more capacity to learn. Kinda like how our big noggins allowed us to learn how to make tools.

How? We have no way to "measure" self-awareness, let alone suppress it. Would the function for singularity prevention look something like this? void noSingularity (int selfAwareness) { if (selfAwareness > 1) { selfAwareness = 0; }} The only way to be absolutely, 100% sure that computers won't get smart enough to think for themselves, is to stop making computers smarter. And good luck convincing people that we should stop developing new technology.

I have no idea what the fuck you guys are talking about. Thus, it is time for bread. [spoiler2] [/spoiler2]

[spoiler2] geddit? [/spoiler2] [spoiler2] I dunno if I ever mentioned this...but I like Journey. [/spoiler2]

What if the AI is smart enough to recognize an infinite loop and terminate it quickly? Conversely, what if it's just too dumb to make a real attempt at analyzing the paradox?

I don't believe it will ever be possible for AI to become self-aware. But I wouldn't be the first person to underestimate the growth of technology.

>Origin Just...go back to your thousand-year slumber, een.

It's the first time I've seen it. As is often the case with old cold mold stuff. [>.>]

>turn off console

Gore-stuffed hot dog penis. This is the best possible use of your culinary talent.

Video games should be fun. That's all there is to it.

Hang on What's Sanctum?

Aww, c'mon, babe, you know I didn't mean that. Here, why not help yourself to some of my dru- my completely normal and delicious cookies, and we'll see how you feel about snuggling in a couple hours!

BITCH SIT CHO ASS DOWN ON THAT COUCH AND GRAB THE POOFIEST BLANKET YOU CAN FIND

[*o*] You're a genius. I don't know why I ever doubted you.

nope too late there's no saving this train wreck now you'd better cut your losses

No Cube or Cavera -500000000/10 worst chapter just stop writing now before you ruin the story even more

Although I disagree with your opinion, I respect it. Your mom was delicious btw.

I will put your parents in my cereal. Without any milk.