Idiot Cube

At least it acknowledges that the kid wasn't right in the head.

Just finished it. It's pretty fun! Not super-challenging, but it does a nice job keeping things fresh by introducing new concepts little by little. I would definitely pay for a longer, more challenging adaptation!

Reverse-penis envy?

Debatable. But yes, McNinja is pretty awesome.

Well, maybe I've picked up a few tricks that even YOU have never encountered before. Don't underestimate me, Jay.

No, seriously. Don't waste your time and energy. I might not have all your fancy powers of darkness, but I'm still the master of illusion and telepathy. Cavera will finally be safe from your kind.

"Heaven"? I would say this city is more like Hell. Don't bother trying to hunt us down. I'll make sure you can never find us.

Ico was right. I should never have started this business with you. Once this whole thing with the books is done, I'm quitting. I've had it with this supernatural bullshit that you keep dragging me into. I'm gonna move with Cavera to the countryside, where she'll be safe from you and all the other freaks in this wretched city. [inb4 cavera dies in the next chapter]

B-but...there must be SOME other poor sap in this cesspool of a town who hosts a bloodthirsty spirit! ANYONE else! holy shit, this isn't happening, this isn't happening...

I want to know what makes her soul is so much more precious to you than any random person off the street.

RAISE MY V- ........ Why? What use could you possibly have for her?

Are you saying you've got more of these things? And are you perhaps insinuating that you might consider putting my dear, precious Cavera in one of these other totems? Is that what you're getting at???

Good. I'm glad we- Wait...what do you mean, "that particular totem"?

Nope. We got rid of the "no posts in all caps" rule, but not the 5char.

... Power down, Ico. *BEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo* Fine, Jay. Go ahead and gobble up all the innocent souls you want. But I swear, if I ever get so much as a whiff of Cavera's soul in that totem thing...I'll make you wish you still had the ability to die.

Shit. Alright, that's it. I'm sorry it had to come to this, but you've left me literally no other choice. It's time for psychic-electroshock therapy. Ico, start charging up. *BZZZZT*

Nah.

See, crap like this is why I'm glad I avoid trading. Now, how much real money shall I pay to Valve for virtual hats today?

YOU CAN FAX THROUGH A COMPUTER??? HOLY FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I was trying to help you! You were gobbling up innocent souls like they were Pringles! Screaming, disembodied Pringles! Just...please tell me these two souls belonged to evil people who deserved to die.

Jay, I thought you put this soul-gathering stuff behind you. Don't tell me you're falling off the wagon! Those supernatural therapy sessions weren't cheap!

'Ey Jay, I'm ordering girl scout cookies! You like Thin Mints, right? ...Jay? Huh, I could've sworn I heard him in his office, but he's not here. Hey, what's this stone thingy...and why does it smell like souls?

Oh. Whoops. 6, 7, and 11 then. I don't like the look of that bird.

I remember a time when you weren't supposed to use the phone and the internet at the same time, but I did it anyway so I could listen to the bleeping.