Idiot Cube

Alakazam. Sexcellent.

H3LL FUCK1NG Y3S [>:]]

Pretty much. It's also meant to be the place for controversial political/religious discussion, but it's mostly used for porn and fetish stuff. Oh, and we actually DID talk about mermaids recently. I'll leave that to your imagination.

It's where we talk about mermaid anatomy and cuddle. I supply the snuggies.

That's okay, he can still enjoy some of the fine artwork we've created.

I like this guy.

It was Ted. It's always Ted. Except when it's Rynjin, apparently. Anyway, hi! Here's everyone here trying to make themselves sound cool: http://spufpowered.com/showthread.php?t=3649

Cuz it looks cool. Do you even fashion?

Looks pretty cool, but...aren't you supposed to charge LESS for an alpha to encourage people to buy it and give feedback? I mean, that's what they did with Minecraft and it seems to have worked out.

At least it acknowledges that the kid wasn't right in the head.

Just finished it. It's pretty fun! Not super-challenging, but it does a nice job keeping things fresh by introducing new concepts little by little. I would definitely pay for a longer, more challenging adaptation!

Reverse-penis envy?

Debatable. But yes, McNinja is pretty awesome.

Well, maybe I've picked up a few tricks that even YOU have never encountered before. Don't underestimate me, Jay.

No, seriously. Don't waste your time and energy. I might not have all your fancy powers of darkness, but I'm still the master of illusion and telepathy. Cavera will finally be safe from your kind.

"Heaven"? I would say this city is more like Hell. Don't bother trying to hunt us down. I'll make sure you can never find us.

Ico was right. I should never have started this business with you. Once this whole thing with the books is done, I'm quitting. I've had it with this supernatural bullshit that you keep dragging me into. I'm gonna move with Cavera to the countryside, where she'll be safe from you and all the other freaks in this wretched city. [inb4 cavera dies in the next chapter]

B-but...there must be SOME other poor sap in this cesspool of a town who hosts a bloodthirsty spirit! ANYONE else! holy shit, this isn't happening, this isn't happening...

I want to know what makes her soul is so much more precious to you than any random person off the street.

RAISE MY V- ........ Why? What use could you possibly have for her?

Are you saying you've got more of these things? And are you perhaps insinuating that you might consider putting my dear, precious Cavera in one of these other totems? Is that what you're getting at???

Good. I'm glad we- Wait...what do you mean, "that particular totem"?

Nope. We got rid of the "no posts in all caps" rule, but not the 5char.

... Power down, Ico. *BEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo* Fine, Jay. Go ahead and gobble up all the innocent souls you want. But I swear, if I ever get so much as a whiff of Cavera's soul in that totem thing...I'll make you wish you still had the ability to die.