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Skyla = Skye?

You n' me both.

Clearly there are some subSPUFers with very loose criteria for what they consider "awesome".

Dude, there needs to be a book about your adventures with Zakk. I'm sure there are a few subSPUF writers who would be willing to take that on without turning it into a shipfic.

This. I think it usually depends on the game and what it's trying to be, but at the end of the day I will value a game that is fun to play but has a crappy story over a game with a great story and terrible gameplay.

Meh. At least he HAS a personality, unlike Ketchum over there. Actually, you know what, this game would be a lot better if Ash Ketchum was one of the characters. And Team Rocket could show up to cause trouble once in a while. I can start working next week, Telltale.

Nope. And Ash is doing nothing to make me interested in checking it out. His voice actor sounds bored, and he hasn't had any funny lines. Ok, so maybe he kills things too, I guess. But that's hardly a notable thing amongst the patrons of the Inventory.

Ok. First impressions of these characters: Sam - You are awesome as usual. Good thinking bringing Max along so you could do your familiar straight-man routine without seeming out-of-place. Brock - Patrick Warburton. 'Nuff said. Claptrap - Telltale had a chance to show me why I should consider buying Borderlands. They failed. Ash - Uh, what's this guy's deal? He has a robot arm and a girlfriend...that's all I'm getting from him. GLaDOS - You are just as beautiful as the day I first met you. If only you could understand how much I love you.

I picture all of the dialogue being punctuated with awkward silence where the forced laughter is supposed to be.

"For Pete's Sake!" is filmed in the general vicinity of a live studio audience. *theme song*

I ship GLaDOS and Claptrap now.

Is out. You guys are gonna thank me for necroing this once the hype starts.

And you think of that as a point AGAINST the game?

I really hope someone, somewhere is working on a SBaHJ HUD. Preferably something completely unreadable, with lots of overlapping comic sans text. It would be glorious.

If you're trying to make me want to cheat on Cavera with Carol it's not gonna work. though I would totally snuggle with her platonically

Eh...kinda.

Your family must be a blast at parties.

do you have like some weird superpower or something that makes every incarnation of you in every work of fanfiction immune to the Everyone is Bi rule?

She doesn't scare me. I can just sic Fem!Octavius on her. Then they can have lesiban hate-sex or somethin'.

Why do I get the feeling I'm going to be having a lot more nasty encounters with Moby's sea men?

I'll get right on that if I'm not busy running from a big angry sea captain.

Hmmm. I knew I should've been a cartoonist.

Wha-Sea captain? WHAT??? Hey, this doesn't have anything to do with that sailor dame who stopped by this evening, does it?