Idiot Cube

How much do you know about cube anatomy? By the time you figure out where to shoot me to kill or incapacitate me, you will already be wrapped in my warm arms and fuzzy emotions. Death is coming for you, Jay. And he's carrying a big poofy blanket.

It will be my ultimate sacrifice.

Am I going to have to snuggle you into submission?

Fair warning: Being isolated from human contact for a long time would probably make me even more addicted to snuggling.

A chainsaw-axe-whip seems like a tall order for someone just learning how to make a skirt.

Cool. I am ready to die with awesomeness.

Well duh, I know that! What, did you think I was going to live to see my loving Jenniskye and disabled children with a team name like that? I just wanna know what our team uniform will be! I wanna look snazzy when they send my remains home to my distraught family.

Ok, so Team Maidsassin has cool robot armor. What does Team Distraction have?

Know what I do to wake my brain up? Think about how much I don't want to do calculus today.

what the fuck how is it even possible to do calculus first thing in the morning

In the name of all that is distracting, I am thrust into the front line of the battlefield! With my righteous lasers and idiotic flailing I shall purge the enemy of all concentration! FOR DISTACTIOOOOON!!!!

Yay! And don't think you'll take me down so easily. I am surprisingly agile! (for a guy with no legs) Oh, I won't be using those. That would be unsportsmanlike!

Corv... C-can I play lasertag with you guys? I promise I won't even mention snuggling! please? [;_;]

Nope, but apparently enough people whined about Arin sucking to convince them that it was the best course of action. And now we get to watch Jon make a fool of himself in his attempts to prove how awesome he is.

They didn't even invite me to play lasertag, Ico. I love lasertag! THERE. THERE.

I'd like one of YOU two more! [ono] or Jasmine.

Hmmm.... Eh. I can't afford to be picky.

All that really covers is my lower face. If only I had something warm to press my freezing body against...

Oh, sure. Taunt me with your not-even-remotely-cube-shaped warm clothing. Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound.

Please, guys? It's so...fucking...cold...

[*o*] I love you Huff. Forever.

yes NO. Yes!

yes

With snuggle roleplay. [OwO]