Idiot Cube

They didn't even invite me to play lasertag, Ico. I love lasertag! THERE. THERE.

I'd like one of YOU two more! [ono] or Jasmine.

Hmmm.... Eh. I can't afford to be picky.

All that really covers is my lower face. If only I had something warm to press my freezing body against...

Oh, sure. Taunt me with your not-even-remotely-cube-shaped warm clothing. Thanks for rubbing salt in the wound.

Please, guys? It's so...fucking...cold...

[*o*] I love you Huff. Forever.

yes NO. Yes!

yes

With snuggle roleplay. [OwO]

Yes. Make me an ice cream cookie sandwich and I am yours forever.

Wait, I just realized...it's 2013! Ico's blue-text regime doesn't start for another 91 years! ... DAMMIT. Sorry about the trouble, Doop!

PREPARE TO BE MELODIFIED Ico, no-! I am so sorry...

OH...IT'S YOU GUYS AGAIN. CAUSING CHAOS AS USUAL, I SEE. I HOPE I WON'T HAVE TO FORCEFULLY HARMONIZE YOU. Oh, there's no need for that, Ico! I'm sure they've learned their lesson! Right, guys?

Shh, don't make him angry! WHO DARES TO INSULT THE MELODIES OF WISDOM??? N-nobody, Ico! Just go back to your meditation!

You may have a point... But Ico doesn't let me fraternize with "ATONAL NONBELIEVERS". The least you guys could do is use blue text when he's around!

I don't function well in unfamiliar social scenarios, particularly ones that involve girls.

Did you even see what that one girl was doing with that bowling ball? Just...why?

TYRANT??? I PUT AN END TO WAR! I ENLIGHTENED HUMANITY WITH A TASTE OF MY ULTIMATE WISDOM! I MADE SURE EVERYONE GOT MINI-WEINERS!

Clearly you have not seen me with Luigi. ET TU, PINKY?

WHY DO YOU RESIST? I AM ONLY TRYING TO HELP YOU REACH ENLIGHTENMENT BY BASKING IN THE SOOTHING RADIANCE OF MY KNOWLEDGE.

No offense, but being a cartoonist seems like it would be a lot more fun than being a psychic.

Yay, happy endings for everyone! WHY ARE YOU NOT SPEAKING IN THE ICOSAHEDRIC TONES OF WISDOM AND HARMONY? Oh, right. Sorry.

I can't into religion.

[*o*]