Idiot Cube

If you enable this bastard to get augmented, I swear I will telekinetically re-wire your cyber-brain so you can only speak in HEXADECIMAL.

The ratio of new members who stuck around to new members who disappeared hasn't changed since before the fetish thread and its lesser-known cousins came along. It has always been exactly 1 to 49179854385941702095470198704897.

Yeah? Well I like it when my lover isn't kidnapped by a mind-controlling sociopath. We can't always have what we want.

It's been 30 minutes and I still haven't been approved. Why are you guys so shapeist?

Ok seriously Was there a massive shitstorm about evolution or something while I was gone? Why is the existence of controversial and sexual threads suddenly such a massive issue?

Goddammit you guys How dare you have fetish-based drama while I'm asleep?

Shweet! It'll-be-okay snuggling is the best kind of snuggling! Oh, an I'm glad Cavera's okay as well.

aaaaand now my pants are gone. AND I STILL CAN'T REP YOU GOD DAMPAJGAREGKLFLREGJALEGJAELKRGJRLKAFDASJGAL Yes, finally!

Do Hussie's self-indulgent god rant. I will perform so many unsolicited sexual acts upon you.

Well. Portal 2 is 5 bucks for the weekend. If you're one of the eight people who haven't got it coughPancough, you'd better get it now.

No, it wasn't queasiness. I can handle gore and such. It just literally pained me to play it. Everything about that game feels like the opposite of what fun should be.

My stomach actually hurts after playing this for the first time. I just thought you all should know that.

We are working on it. Huff and I are. Not Skye. Skye has left the building. And he did NOT get his hand stamped.

Oh, we're going to be the exposition partner! Cool! YES. ALTHOUGH I CAN'T HELP BUT FEEL THAT DOOPLISS'S REPRESENTATION OF ME IS TOO...QUIET. Shut it, Ico. Not every version of you needs to say everything in all caps. I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

Octavius says run, motherfucker.

I'MMA SAVE YOU, CAVERA! AND THIS DODGE GUY WILL HELP!!! Also...just what are you up to, Jay?

He'll be back for you. He always comes back.

You've got spirit, kid. But spirit won't do much good against Dotatwo.

A brawl begins. Patrons begin throwing things at Dotatwo and attempting to break his smug little skull, but they just can't touch him. He flawlessly dodges all their attacks and beats each and every one into submission. He then walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have my usual, a bored Ben Huff."

See, Guy, shit like this is why Ace will never escape the curse of stairs. You brought this on yourself.

#tf2firstworldproblems

What I find hilarious is that there's an age limit to participate in this. We wouldn't want kids brushing their teeth, now would we?

They might as well milk this diseased cow for all it's worth before it dies.

... what the fuck just happened