Idiot Cube

Octavius says run, motherfucker.

I'MMA SAVE YOU, CAVERA! AND THIS DODGE GUY WILL HELP!!! Also...just what are you up to, Jay?

He'll be back for you. He always comes back.

You've got spirit, kid. But spirit won't do much good against Dotatwo.

A brawl begins. Patrons begin throwing things at Dotatwo and attempting to break his smug little skull, but they just can't touch him. He flawlessly dodges all their attacks and beats each and every one into submission. He then walks up to the bartender and says "I'll have my usual, a bored Ben Huff."

See, Guy, shit like this is why Ace will never escape the curse of stairs. You brought this on yourself.

#tf2firstworldproblems

What I find hilarious is that there's an age limit to participate in this. We wouldn't want kids brushing their teeth, now would we?

They might as well milk this diseased cow for all it's worth before it dies.

... what the fuck just happened

I grant you both the gift of continued lurking.

The text color of the OP is completely unreadable to SPUFdarkians without the assistance of highlighting! Honestly, I thought the color wars had finally reached a diplomatic conclusion. It seems I was wrong.

Why do you mock your SPUFdark bretheren?

what am I, the subterranean post office?

Done.

"That thing you just said was dumb", rather than "You are dumb" Probably so that SOME MODS *tactlessly gestures at Janobi* don't need to get their panties in a bundle over our fetish discussions.

Hmmm yes. This is an interesting development indeed.

It's like the start of a bad porno. A glorious, wonderful bad porno.

Eh? I can see it in my list of themes...

Probably. Until then, we could talk about random Homestuck related shit. Here's something I'm curious about: When you guys were first reading Homestuck, at what point in the story did you "catch up" with the updates? For me it was during the intermission where John decided he hated Con Air.

>using man-made tools

So I was right, but for the wrong reason? YEA!!!

Wha...but that means... HUSSIE LIED TO US!!!!!!!!!

It's a Hamsteak thing. We expected a disc three. We won't be getting it for a while. I...don't really like talking about it. The wound is still too fresh.