Idiot Cube

Do it for best Nintendo princess!

I have to laugh at how far Valve has fallen. Because I'll cry if I don't laugh.

Both the vampire and werewolf forms pale in comparison to the Dragonborn's ultimate form: The Stealth Archer!

A raccoon snuck into our backyard last night and tore up one of mom's flowerbeds. Our cat (who's never allowed outside) seems determined to kick its ass.

Is it just me, or does SplaTWOon have way less stages than the first game? NO NOT PORT MACKEREL AGAIN GODDAMMIT

Why not find out yourself by turning on your spinal tap?

Well it has Breath of the Wild, which is like a Zelda game that ate a Dark Souls game.

So this is the power of the Legendary Super Saiyan...turning your enemies into jello.

I'm glad Nintendo agrees with me that Marie is best squidgrill.

I'm starting to wonder who's the real demon here.

Would you really want revenge for something that you don't remember and hasn't negatively effected you in the long term?

None of my friends and family are talking about it on facebook, so maybe the awareness isn't as universal as you think. Sure, us nerds who spend all day on the internet know everything about it, but we're not the ones that need to listen.

Bonk Scout. Spam irritating voice lines until one or both leaves. Moral victory.

That's assuming you don't simply die from shock in the meantime. Just try to imagine what demonic torture could be like. It's probably something beyond human understanding. Maybe they can mess with your perception of time, so that one year feels like a thousand. The mind can only take so much trauma.

1 (maybe) or 4. Even with the memory-erasing, 5 would probably be too much for me to handle. And, well, it's only Spiderman-level powers. Not quite worth a year in Hell, y'know?

Yeah, I've tried to get into Warframe several times before, but I just couldn't get past the lack of fishing.

So, let's talk about Doomfist in-game. It's fun to pull off a good combo with his abilities, but it's easy to whiff with them. And when you do whiff, you're basically screwed. If both your rocket punch and RISING UPPAHCUT are on cooldown, you have no consistent means of escape and have to fall back on your little wrist-mounted shotgun things ("WHAT? AN ACTUAL RANGED WEAPON!? YOU BRING SHAME TO THE MELEE-FOCUSED HEROES!" -Reinhardt), which do decent damage but make the least satisfying 'gun' noise I've ever heard in a game. Oh, and his ult gives you a million years to get out of the way, and it doesn't even seem to one-shot squishies. Might be useful as a zoning tool, but don't expect a lot of kills.

Who /righttorefusetoquartersoldiersinyourhome/ here?

Thursdays are my Fridays lately, since I never take Friday classes if I can help it. Of course, that means Mondays are even harder to come back to, after a 3-day weekend every week.

Please report to the TIAM thread for complaining about the local weather.

I always felt like the Mario series needed more T-rexes and body-snatching.

You're missing the point. More shovelware on Steam means more money for Valve!

Especially me?

*hissss*