Idiot Cube

I wanna play Minecraft but like when I first played it and didn't know anything. I want Creepers to be scary again.

Man, I thought I was going crazy when this happened to me. Wasn't that fight unwinnable enough already?

Pizza.

"Defenestrate" isn't really archaic, but it makes people chuckle when they look it up, so that must count for something.

I can't believe Luigi is dead. Also, FUCK YEAH SHOVEL KNIGHT!!!....as an assist trophy. Wah.

Too bad Corv missed out on the race war a few weeks ago.

What, like...to wear?

Good thing that doesn't happen on my end.

I should have gotten into graphic design. I could've latched myself to some big web/tech company like a leech, and kept myself relevant by making arbitrary changes to the website/UI every few months.

You have reached enlightenment, my child.

Is not fair to use gun on such a tiny man.

No, they're more like cops. Sassy black cops who don't play by the rules.

Drink tons of water!

Then why is the log/river section just as dangerous, if not more so, than the road section?

That's not starting until September.

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Salmon Run is a good way to get EXP boost tickets, as long as the RNG is in your favor. Hit me up sometime if you want help committing genocide on those migrating freaks and stealing their young.

Ganondorf USES his SWORD? Blasphemy!

I guess dystopian future cities are supposed to have the same atmosphere as Gotham City - constantly nighttime, overcast, and often raining.

I hope Nintendo will reveal more info about Four: The Game.

I ate them. If you're gonna leave your organs in the communal fridge, you've gotta put your name on 'em.

Self-confidence, as long as it doesn't come off as arrogance.

If you could have one lame superpower, what would it be? By that I mean a power that isn't potent enough to let you fight crime or take over the world, but may offer some minor benefit in your mundane civilian life. Your power won't make you famous, but a video of you showing it off might go viral for a few weeks. For example: You can hover an inch off the ground and move at walking speed. You can commune with a very particular species of animal. You can slightly transform your body and facial features, but not enough that you wouldn't be recognized by people who know you. Mine would be the power to stop time, but it also stops my body from moving; all I can do is think about what I'll do or say once time starts flowing again. It would probably be limited to a few seconds of stopped time, and have a cooldown of several seconds.

For a few years now, from what I can tell. Apparently there's a sizeable "gun nut weeaboo" demographic.