Idiot Cube

4 minutes ago, Doopliss2008 said:

Kinda related, but I was playing runescape when some dude said they were loud explosions near his neighborhood and was panicking, turns out it was the start of the invasion of ukraine.

That dude needs to buy a gf now more than ever!

Maybe the minimum weight for being considred "morbidly obese" became a lot higher in the immediate-future.

Ena EX

Obviously the group took a break from adventuring to ride Fantasy Splash Mountain at Fantasy Disneyland! (Not to be confused with Fantasyland, a park within the non-fantasy Disneyland.)

Had a dream where I "woke up" in the middle of downtown, half-naked, while my manager stood over me and nonchalantly told me about the office lunch party coming up.

Then it transitioned to me being at home, where Snoop Dogg was going door-to-door trying to sell random shitty merch and his new album. I was mildly annoyed and trying to politely get rid of him, because I had just noticed my kitchen was on fire.

These are like dreams people have in movies, just the most basic form of "weird" the writers could come up with. 4/10.

Groovy, man.

So why was the spaceman challenging those schoolkids to a game of basketball at the beginning?

14 hours ago, John Caveson said:

Now this, this is pure art right here.

The most amazing thing about it is that it was made in Source Fucking FIlmmaker. Someone get this madman a real 3D animation software so we can see his true power!

I'm not even a car guy and I got sentimental over giving up my first car, a '99 chevy cavalier. My parents handed it down to me when I started college, and I ended up using it for several years. But eventually the maintenance costs became unjustifiably high, and I decided to donate it before it could fall apart with me inside it.

This is probably hard to understand for those of you who live in real first-world countries with decent public transportation, but for us Americans, your first car is your first taste of independence. Especially if you live in the suburbs of a sprawling city like mine, and everything important is at least 10 miles (16.0934 km (16,0934 if you're one of those weirdos who uses a comma for decimals)) away from your house. 

By the way, don't donate your old cars if you want to be sure they'll be put to good use. Less than a month after the cavalier was towed away, I was given notice that it was parked illegally and about to be impounded. Whoever got it clearly didn't need it that badly. 

9 hours ago, A 1970 Corvette said:

They could be you! They could be me! They could even be

right behind you

I get so many spam callers that I don't even bother answering anymore if I don't recognize the number. This is what we have voicemail for.

that's roof.

For 2007, VR tech and games that are actually kinda good. (Actually I'd just show Half-Life Alyx and pretend it's the current industry standard.)

For 1992, the ability to summon, through the internet, almost any kind of porn you could ever want.

My resolution is to not make any resolutions.

Ah, shit.

Alternatively: Happy exactly one week after the winter solstice!

The Earth has once again begun to inch its way closer to the Sun. It'll probably stop before it gets too close for life to survive on the surface, but who really knows?

I can. Maybe the results become visible after the poll is closed?

Also, I propose the rest of us put our differences aside to take down the tuturu coalition.

Feels like the motto of my life now is "That thing you forgot about is back, except worse!"

hau, because I wanna know hau I can delete this thread

1 hour ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Congrats!

Thanks!

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff was truly ahead of its time.

1 hour ago, General DeGroot said:

>spherical projectile

SPHERICAL

Oh, just like the Iron Bomber? 

But let's get serious: The Loose Cannon is superior because it's the only grenade launcher that fits my Pirate Demo aesthetic.

"You can't criticize this software while it's still in beta!" -Me as a developer, because I can't be assed to do more than the bare minimum amount of work.

Most of the time, I'm pretty content with being single. I only feel lonely when I see/hear other lonely people talk about how lonely they feel.

So, uh...thanks, guys.

Still don't know who any of these girls are, but I appreciate the Algorithm digging up some gold for once.

I don't like it. The algorithm made me feel safe and loved. I want to go back.