Idiot Cube

Feels like the motto of my life now is "That thing you forgot about is back, except worse!"

hau, because I wanna know hau I can delete this thread

1 hour ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Congrats!

Thanks!

Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff was truly ahead of its time.

1 hour ago, General DeGroot said:

>spherical projectile

SPHERICAL

Oh, just like the Iron Bomber? 

But let's get serious: The Loose Cannon is superior because it's the only grenade launcher that fits my Pirate Demo aesthetic.

"You can't criticize this software while it's still in beta!" -Me as a developer, because I can't be assed to do more than the bare minimum amount of work.

Most of the time, I'm pretty content with being single. I only feel lonely when I see/hear other lonely people talk about how lonely they feel.

So, uh...thanks, guys.

Still don't know who any of these girls are, but I appreciate the Algorithm digging up some gold for once.

I don't like it. The algorithm made me feel safe and loved. I want to go back.

Neither baking nor cooking works because chocolate is made with a waterfall and river by orange-skinned green-haired midgets.

Pyro already has a close-range, burst-damage weapon, that doesn't require perfect aim.

It's called the shotgun.

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A new bottle for the Demoman:
Pros:
Guaranteed mini-crit damage on players marked for death
+55% crit damage resistance on wearer

Cons:
-65% damage to buildings while deployed
 

Finally, a way to get mini-crits on opponents who are always taking mini-crits!

I am stoked for this new, slightly uncanny-valley-esque era of TF2 shitposting.
 

Happy new year, nerds!

What are your resolutions? Mine is to not fucking die. It'll be tough, but I think I can commit to it!

I've heard that some hackers use 3rd-party bots, which I imagine would have their own pathfinding AI. It could be copied from the game's (especially after the source code leak a while back), but it would still be its own set of code that wouldn't be affected by Valve removing the game's pathfinding.

Had a dream where I was visiting an alien planet. There was some kind of political intrigue going on, but I was more interested in a food stall that was serving ice cream and snow cones mixed together. They looked really good!

14 hours ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

Omg Gamecube? So retro!

You know what would be really poggers, fam? If you yeeted yourself off a fucking cliff.

The other day someone reminded me the Gamecube is almost 20, and I felt my soul deflate a little.

Do I stay up late at night because of bad habits I developed in my college days, or because it makes me feel like I'm still in control of my free time?

Mandatory "Oh boy, ANOTHER sword character" joke.

"I'm not here to fight you, Lich King. I'm here to present the results of my formal audit on your dungeonkeeping business. It seems you haven't been properly reporting the treasure-based income from all the adventurers you've killed, and now you must face the unyielding wrath of the IRS!"

12 minutes ago, Raison d'être said:

In California we had the HR piss filter a couple days ago because of the wildfires, so there's that.

And now it's a white Silent Hill fog where I am.

You can't fool me, God, I know you're just hiding your shitty draw distance!

Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized.

As tempting as it is for me to be able to play Sunshine on the go, I'd rather smuggle my Gamecube out of my parents' attic than support this kind of business practice.

More importantly, they got rid of "So long, gay Bowser!", which is unforgivable by any moral standard.

I'm not a fan of the 4-team gamemodes. Adding two more colors breaks the nice clear visual distinction between enemies and allies. And it doesn't change the dynamics of the match to any significant degree - I'm still only thinking in terms of "the guys you shoot" and "the guys you don't shoot", except the former sometimes shoot at each other now.