Idiot Cube

Neither baking nor cooking works because chocolate is made with a waterfall and river by orange-skinned green-haired midgets.

Pyro already has a close-range, burst-damage weapon, that doesn't require perfect aim.

It's called the shotgun.

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A new bottle for the Demoman:
Pros:
Guaranteed mini-crit damage on players marked for death
+55% crit damage resistance on wearer

Cons:
-65% damage to buildings while deployed
 

Finally, a way to get mini-crits on opponents who are always taking mini-crits!

I am stoked for this new, slightly uncanny-valley-esque era of TF2 shitposting.
 

Happy new year, nerds!

What are your resolutions? Mine is to not fucking die. It'll be tough, but I think I can commit to it!

I've heard that some hackers use 3rd-party bots, which I imagine would have their own pathfinding AI. It could be copied from the game's (especially after the source code leak a while back), but it would still be its own set of code that wouldn't be affected by Valve removing the game's pathfinding.

Had a dream where I was visiting an alien planet. There was some kind of political intrigue going on, but I was more interested in a food stall that was serving ice cream and snow cones mixed together. They looked really good!

14 hours ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

Omg Gamecube? So retro!

You know what would be really poggers, fam? If you yeeted yourself off a fucking cliff.

The other day someone reminded me the Gamecube is almost 20, and I felt my soul deflate a little.

Do I stay up late at night because of bad habits I developed in my college days, or because it makes me feel like I'm still in control of my free time?

Mandatory "Oh boy, ANOTHER sword character" joke.

"I'm not here to fight you, Lich King. I'm here to present the results of my formal audit on your dungeonkeeping business. It seems you haven't been properly reporting the treasure-based income from all the adventurers you've killed, and now you must face the unyielding wrath of the IRS!"

12 minutes ago, Raison d'être said:

In California we had the HR piss filter a couple days ago because of the wildfires, so there's that.

And now it's a white Silent Hill fog where I am.

You can't fool me, God, I know you're just hiding your shitty draw distance!

Every copy of Super Mario 64 is personalized.

As tempting as it is for me to be able to play Sunshine on the go, I'd rather smuggle my Gamecube out of my parents' attic than support this kind of business practice.

More importantly, they got rid of "So long, gay Bowser!", which is unforgivable by any moral standard.

I'm not a fan of the 4-team gamemodes. Adding two more colors breaks the nice clear visual distinction between enemies and allies. And it doesn't change the dynamics of the match to any significant degree - I'm still only thinking in terms of "the guys you shoot" and "the guys you don't shoot", except the former sometimes shoot at each other now.

I think 90% of AAA budget goes toward marketing, 9.9% toward the prettiest graphics you can get to run at 30fps on consoles, and the remaining 0.1% toward the developers' salaries, if the publishers decide they deserve it

If we count memes, one has to assume JoJo is near the top.

Be sure to compress all the music and sound to unbearable degrees, for maximum authenticity.

4 hours ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Anyone know if the new Superhot game is going to be any good?  I never got Superhot because everything I saw made it look too limited for a $25 purchase.  But GoG is basically selling the sequel plus the original for $10 (if you buy the original before the sequel is released, you get the sequel for free) so I think it might actually be worth it.

 

But if the sequel doesn't bring anything to the table I'm still not interested.

I played a beta for Superhot MCD a while back. It was basically the same Superhot gameplay, but as a rougelike. There wasn't much of a story, but they must have added one if they're making such a fuss about it. Or maybe it's just a completely different kind of thing now?

Either way, if the original Superhot didn't grab you, you probably won't care about this one, because at its core it's more of the same.

Just another year and 3 months until I become a wizard :'D

13 hours ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

I can celebrate my country's independence any day and any time I want, commie.

What about before the sun is down? As I type this, someone is setting fireworks off when they won't even be able to see them.

I may be a commie, but even I know that's a waste of money!

I can't wait to shoot my guns at whoever keeps setting off fireworks at ONE IN THE FUCKING MORNING

Where's Pokemon season 1?