Idiot Cube

It seemed like I was undergoing some kind of character development, from senseless invalid to space armada tycoon, until I got bored with it and decided to just play games with my friends.

He followed his nose for so long, he lost track of where his mouth is supposed to be!

48 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

In two years the icon for every single program will be a ring.  Only the colors and the width of the ring will vary.

Au contraire. Microsoft is turning all of its icons into rectangles with a single letter in the corner.

I never expected the death of TF2 to be so sudden and violent. 

11 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

How do you do a drug test over webcam?

 

Do I want to know?

They ask you questions about what you think, like, life's all about and stuff, man.

You're dead, that's bad, amen.

sorry

4 hours ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

https://twitter.com/TheUncleAlShow/status/1247992530169405442

 

GOLD

Welcome ta Krusty Krab 17, me buckos! Yer safer here, and so is yer money! Agagagagagagag!

10 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

90% of my life is now walking between the computer I use for games, the computer I use for streaming, and the computer I use for work.

Not to mention the computer that straps two screens directly to my eyeballs, so I can be rendered completely ignorant of my sad little studio apartment.

IF I HAD ONE!

51 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

The impure will be cleansed.

I hope you realize you're on the losing side of this war.

1 hour ago, LordAIDS Monkey said:

While you bozos are out watching the Sonic the Hedgehog movie, I’ll be sitting in silence, contemplating the next great TF2 update idea! 

What, can't you multitask?

I guess I'm Chilean now.

Manifest Destiny decrees that Long Chile must soon become Long And Wide Chile. Nevada won't be safe for long.

Are you sure they weren't Korean Udon noodles? Like how American pizza is a completely different thing from Italian pizza?

1 hour ago, A 1970 Corvette said:

Would that be feasible to do?!

Can you really call yourself a trap if you're not willing to spend several hours shaving every day?

26 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Well there's usually issues of nonhuman facial structure and such so that would only serve to make him look like an abomination with mange.

Can you really call yourself a trap if you're not willing to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on extreme reconstructive surgery?

Wouldn't it make sense for a furry trap to shave most of his fur?

N-no guys, this one has other weapons besides the sword...i-it's totally different...

1 hour ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

I had carefully cultivated my Youtube recommendations to weird stuff from around the globe.

But suddenly easily two thirds of my recommendation are normie videos like clips of talk shows, low effort prank videos and popular music.

 

I have a suspicion that youtube is finally changing their algorithm towards only curated content in an attempt to finally eliminate any possibility of getting non-corporate approved content through their site.

Maybe your recommendation's "weirdness" variable exceeded the highest possible value and wrapped around to 0.

See you nerds next decade! 

11 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Volvo ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Give HEAVY UPDATE

Never gonna happen while they're working on Half-Life 2: Episode -1

Want us to unpack that for you, or have you figured it out already? 

44 minutes ago, Simon said:

I stormed out in a Huff

Whoa, TMI dude.

But really, welcome back!

"Set between the events of Half-Life and Half-Life 2"

It's a PREQUEL

HALF-LIFE 3 DECONFIRMED

42 minutes ago, TheOnlyGuyEver said:

How the hell would a blind person read braille on a computer?

Poorly.

7 hours ago, John Caveson said:

guy

Wrong.

just sayin

42 minutes ago, Gyokuyoutama said:

Now that Friendship is Magic is finally over, can we all agree that Rarity was insufferable

Who?

Vampire Cube wanted to do a spooky animation, but he drank one too many blood packs and fell asleep. Maybe next year!