Cryder

PA feeds, has no farm, and is generally useless by the 50 min mark (Less farm than me, AA) Gets mythical.

Pirate has some lines for that.

Obvious troll. Also, there can't be a female strength hero. Dota is based on wc3. There are no female melee heroes in wc3, nor hulky strong ones. Wc3 is based on the entire fantasy setting, where usually men are the strong ones. So yeah.

What. Witch Doctor is like, extremely scary when played as a ganker/early carry. (Only in pubs of course.) Ursa would be perfect to get fed and then rip everyone apart with the ward of doom.

Do you remember Kunkka bot. He was scary. His torrents hit 300% of the time, even when missing they didn't miss, because he predicted you would move. His boat hit 100% of the time.

Lycan is pretty slow now tho, and thats not including getting ganked. WHAT I LEARNED IN BOTTING SCHOOL MANY A MONTH AGO BOTS ALWAYS PICK 5 STUN HEROES BOTS ALWAYS COORDINATE PERFECTLY BOTS ALWAYS REACT INSTANTLY BOTS ALWAYS WALK IN GROUPS OF 5 AND TELEPORT TO A TOWER IN DANGER THE VERY INSTANT IT GETS HURT. BOTS ALWAYS SEE YOU RUN INTO ROSHANS PIT, EVEN WITHOUT WARDS. BOTS HATE YOU. BOT SNIPER IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND I HATE HIM FOR DENYING AND LAST HITTING PERFECTLY EVERYTHING EVER.

Birthday bot has forgot about me:( Can't even trust robots to hunt down my birthday info and posting it without my will..

I think Subspuf is out of the loop when it comes to news and funny dota images.

Centaur got somewhat nerfed but I still don't like his new ulti. The thing is people don't know how to counter him, so they stand around at 700 hp thinking "obviously he can't do jackshit" then he instagibs them.

Venomancer is an early game monster. He needs no gold at all and has a super slow at level 1. On top of that he can't be ganked by surprise due to free wards. Guaranteed first blood if laning with someone that can deal ANY damage or stun.

It was also part of a humble indie bundle.

Drow is stupidly OP against your average team. They feed him. A Drow with half a brain can go 1v5 if he hits a silence after getting crystalis and boots and whoop gg. Running, impossible. Getting in melee range, impossible. Ranged attack, get killed by extreme agi gain. Stay away from Drow, impossible because aura pushes all 3 lanes and if you want to stop it you must push it and possibly die. Killing Drow, impossible due to super slow + shadow blade movespeed unless stun power. (But the average game can't organize this)

This game looks pretty cool but my computer barely goes above the minimum reqs. Guess I'll skip this one.

Obvious troll. Nobody is this retarded or self entitled. Also first virtual world problems.

New super mario bros 2 you say? Now I suddenly feel like playing a mario game..

Zoltan Cruiser and Engi Ship are like complete opposites One is really good early game, requiring no skills at, but falls off later if you get no loot. One is extremely shitty early on, and need a lot of micromanagement and luck, but later on it is overpowered as shit.

I can do that too! https://dotabuff.com/matches/43173192

Scout Batters Helmet with Bubbles, paint it orange.

More importantly; At minute 5 max:

+500% firing speed -95% damage +5% damage per second spent firing +100% ammo Refills ammo 80% slower from dispensers, carts and 50% less from ammo boxes.

I just had a fun match as Pudge. Dragon Knight was hook magnet. Random hook into enemy team, dragon knight, dead Trying to hook tide, he dodges, dragon knight, dead Dragon Knight picks up illusion, I see which is the real one, hook it from the middle of 2 illusions, dead Dragon Knight chases me when I have 100 hp and he has 600, hook, dismember, dead Dragon Knight walking to last hit, I deliberately hook behind him because hes probably going back, dead Honorable mentions: Hooked Warlock, dead, dismembered Dragon Knight, dead, rotted Warlock, dead. Invoker mid, I use my level 2 hook, and then just follow him with rot, he walks in circles instead of directly to the tower, first blood. I see Puck, he has a blink dagger, I hook roughly the distance a blink dagger travels towards his base, but miss by about 3 source units, he walks off unscathed. I see Lifestealer with ward, assume where hes at, hook, dead. Pudge is so fun. Also, I got a quadruple kill as Omni. We are losing the fight bad, I am low on health, Vengeful Spirit goes to me, mid cast animation, I pull off a heal and he dies instantly, then I run around a tree and heal treant, he dies, I continue my spree by healkilling Pudge, and finally a Drow Ranger that didn't have silence apparently. On the other hand, my last 5 matches has had 2 russians that fed so bad, trolled even worse, and made playing hell.

Heroes that NEED VANGUARD Axe Doom Bringer Razor Heroes that CAN GET VANGUARD Anti Mage Phantom Lancer Slark Night Stalker HEROES THAT RARELY IF EVER GETS VANGUARD Dunno.

CRYDERS GUIDE TO SLARK. Buy 6 branches max e first Get arcane boots asap Get bloodstone afterwards Get scepter after that Dagon 5 finally. (I did this, purposely ruining for our team, AND WE WON (we would've if we didn't stop pushing and let them farm up)) It's kind of sad that I can win with that build.

FYI that was just the death ward fire that got stuck onto my staff, looked really cool when I moved about though.

Unusual weapons confirmed! http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/938135151738750556/94D318E5D0EA7F3F0760EAB479F0346C2EE91145/