Binary

Valve servers.

Are you maybe not logged in?

add them as a friend so you can trade.

That there is a fine man. A fine man indeed. x10000

WHY CAN I NEVER REP ANYONE! lc

YES! I finally figured out how to buy stuff! :D

Its still pretty fun at this point. Well, what I can see anyway.I joined a game in the middle of the night. With nothing but 10 flares. I used them all, and now I've found a house that may/may not be infested with zombies. I'm just gonna wait for morning.

I led a sad, poor childhood, and never owned a single nerf gun/launcher/anything.Being an only child with nothing to shoot at didn't help...My cousins did, so I lived vicariously through them.

I am amazed no one has posted this yet. For the record I knew you were talking about the movie, I think it looks hilarious.

Hello, my name is binarycoder, and I have a impulse uncrating problem. Whenever I receive a crate, I have the sudden urge to go buy 5 keys, and uncrate as many as possible. I know I'll never get anything of value, but somehow, I always hear that glimmer of hope that maybe, just maybe, there's something valuable in there. They sit in my backpack. Untradable, uncraftable, yet I won't delete them. What if that #36 had my Nuts 'n' Bolts Hotrod? Today I spent $10 of my hard-earned money on keys, and made all of 0.66 rec off of it. 2 S. Diamondbacks, a S. Big Earner, and a S. Bat. But today, I take a stand. No longer shall I listen to that voice. I will stand firm, and ensure my financial security. I will no longer be tempted by that mysterious padlock, that almost-visible glow of the unusual. GabeN's mind rays will now longer control my wallet. From this day forward, I shall never open a crate AGAIN!

Perfect. *Off to memegenerator.* Hmmm. I don't really have a related meme.

Oh no. It has the Shadenfreude in one. The one taunt I have wanted. WHY VALVE WHY?!

We should all make one of these.

Eh, dont care for demo or soldier. That explsives junping kills would be great on a Detinator, though.Maybe just one...

Already done.

Nononono!

In a nutshell, pretty much.

Its about to get all gentlemannly up in here.

That emote. :headsplosion:

Hah!New plan: get our steam profiles all on that page.

:offtopic:

Cryder. This is an intervention- we're taking away your keys. Trust us, its for the better in the long run.See, look, its really easy to live without crates:BeforeAfterI feel so much better!

OOOOH, that's what confused me.

You mean Texas?