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  1. http://youtu.be/GCK3O_q0TvE very awful games made in game maker played by low tax and smokry and very funny haha
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    Game Grumps

    gamenotfuntowatchrumps wow check out this immature joke i make -jontron hahahah funny joke - kyle or whatever his name is haha i laugh at my own jokes - steve earl or whatever if ur looking 4 real comedy its video game abomonations by richard "lowtax" kayanka and smorky
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    starbound

    >alternative >legitimate >non-steam copy Pirating Indie games is literally Hitler. i dont know if i ever wanted fez i would not pay for it because phil is a doush and doesnt deserve the money (if it was on humble bundle i would just put all money to charity) not like i would ever want fez though
  4. computer fixed probably

    1. Arm the Homeless

      Arm the Homeless

      Still the same issue from way back when?

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      chesse20

      yes ive ben trying to fix it

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    Dreams

    alright i got a good one okay so the dream starts off with a cuntboy or something and a dragon with 12 vags for no apparent reason and theres a blue backround fade in and im on the roof of some large building in some unkown city. the roof has at least tweleve hot tubs on it and i decide to go into the hot tub. but then for some reason i somehow lay eggs that are about 12 inches tall and 6 inches diamter wise. Two of these eggs hatch into frogs and then the frogs try to eat each other(im a voraphile so things trying to eat each other are preety normal in my dreams). So then something happened involving the wheel of fortune and the frogs have grown to poison dart frog size to two foot long and 1 foot high and were all stuck in a normal sized vending machine.(they are still trying to each other while stuck in the vending machine)
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    My A-ware r3 having problems

    i might of fixed it by unplugging one of my graphics cards
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    My A-ware r3 having problems

    (when I first started this post there was a spider on my desk 4 inches in front of me) ok so my a ware takes a few restarts to run and randomly crashes in games and one of the sides is slightly off colored and I don't know what's wrong things I've tried 1. Running windows reppair 2. malware bytes 3. changing my audio options and setting it to jazz mode 4. checking the fan
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    Katawa Shoujo

    this isnt a game its a book with pictures
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    My A-ware r3 having problems

    ok after trying alot of things my pc doesnt crash and the only problem i have now is that i have to switch which of the two adapters the blue thing is hooked up on my pc
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    My A-ware r3 having problems

    trying something and i hope it works
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    My A-ware r3 having problems

    ok i checked the event log on my computer and this appears after starting my computer "Audit events have been dropped by the transport. 0" looking on google i can tell this is a main part of the issue i'm having
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    My A-ware r3 having problems

    i dont think so but ill run a game and then leave the heat monitor on and see what happens and 2. alienware respawn always crashes after starting the computer edit: its a steady 26 C physical memory use is at 49% when running firefall
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    share your worst jokes

    knock knock whos there [anything] hi anything its ben so LONG since i last saw you welcome to my house can i get u some tea?
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    Locked and Loaded: In Which Where We Post About Firearms

    ive fired a rifle before at cans of soda i also have a nerf gun (why are there threads tagged chesse20 and DOOM its like they really want me to post in them for some reason?)
  15. playing it loud!!!!!!

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    I am sorry I had to do this to you guys

    on roblox theres a new game based off cookie clicker where its competive and theres combat and you can kill other peoples cookie farming machines (grannies,factories) and steal everyone elses cookies
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    Would you guys play a game like this

    in doom i use the mouse to look and q and e to duck and jump respectifly
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    mystery glitch

    make your theories here 1. ive never seen pulp fiction so maybe my computer is self aware and telling me to watch it 2. pulp fiction and centipede take place in the same fictional universe
  19. Chapter 1 One day there was a caieoa named jones. Jones was born on the planet Tnorea by the 2 caieoa's named bill and linda. Jones was born to a poor family that was so poor that they ate all of their children except for jones because jones was the strongest,fastest,bigest caieoa ever. Jones always wondered why there were skeletons that resmebled caieoa's in his backyard when he was looking for treasure. A caieoa resmebles a cat but they are 5 times stronger then a weight lifter 5 times smarter then a human genuis and 5 times faster then a human. Jones always wanted to fly into the sky and then blow up his own ship and kill his own crew. What he didnt know is that someday his dreams would come true over and over agian. Jones in his 1st year of life killed a homeless person by knocking him unconicus with his club and then riping his head of with his razor sharp teeth. His blood tasted like japlenos and lemons shoved into a blender. It was one of the best meals jones ever had. He used the money that he sold to a black market and bought a candy store. He ate all sorts of candy. But then he realized it made his buisness look terrible so he stoped eating his own stores candy. He used his intlegence to make a new type of candy by mixing human brains with mecury. everyone thought it was the most dilcious candy ever. but then agian the word "ever" was way over used in caieoa's language. After makeing a large ammount of money he invested some more money into a pet store. Jones part time job was going to forgein planets and stealing creatures like humans and rocks. At jones second year he decided to go to school. In his class he was the best at counting to 2. nobody else in his class could because everyone was so smart that he was the only one in his class. The next day after that he learned how to clone dead bodys and turn them into lemons. another day he learned how to pretend to be a cat if he wanted to have a carrer with humans. humans are so dumb that they have to ride flying machines to go around planets. Caieos are so smart that they dont go around the world. they use science to make the world go around them. Jones got more money from his buisness so he bought a portal to another universe. What was fun about buying portals to another universe is you never know what your going to find. you might find a universe where everyone is the same or where humans are intlegent. humans are so dumb that they clone people to bring them back to life. Caieoas bring in-animate objects to life with their magic. Enough human jokes back to the story. okay so jones decided to go into his own universe that he bought. what he found was universe where everything was his face. It was like staring at 1000 mirrors but the reflections arent the same as your exprseison. all he could hear was "jones jones jones jones jones." doors were jones hats were jones. it was so much of jones face that even jones was jones. He decided to find a jones horse and he ride it into the portal. he invted everybody into the portal and preety soon our universe was full of jones face they were stealing caieoa jobs and the econmy crashed and it was jones fault. After ruining the econmey he decied to buy another portal and see what happens. This universe was much diffrent. 2 diffrent speies the clowns and the billcosbyites were always at war. right after the portal opened many of them rushed in. They started throwing grenades of virused smoke which caused any not caieoas to become either a billcosbyite or a clown. It was horrible only the caieoas could hold them back. Jones stole a space ship that was painted black with red stripe flames. The Caieoas knew that if they let the creatures out into the universe nothing would be able to stop them. They used a huge bomb that burried at the center of the planet to self destrcut. Jones was one of the few surviors including the clowns and billcosbyites. Using their virus items they infect many people daily and every day that passes more wars are fought and more are infected. Jones freinds and family were dead and there was nothing that he could do. Jones had lost everything. But Jones rembered something... His Dream of running a space station and blowing it up over and over agian. Jones had a long way to go before his dream can become a reality. END OF CHAPTER 1. START OF CHAPTER 2 Jones decided to go to a purple planet. When he got to that purple planet he dcided to call jones's planet even though life already existed there. Jones decided to take out his anger at green lizard men that lived on the plane. He beat up a few of them and then ripped 10 children in half. He then procded to burn down their villages. And then he declared himself king of the planet. All of the lizard men followed his rule. First jones built a factory that produced guns and then got his armys to attack all of the other spesis on the planet. He built huge citys. So Many huge citys everywhere. Then he showed the lizard men how to make farms. After A few hundred years the kingdom grew to huge sizes. Jones then Declared war on many diffrent planets and made a huge space rulership. Planets feared him, Kings wish that they were as good as him. But nobody Is ever better then jones. Jones is Imortal because he is a cool guy. Jones didnt shave for a while so he had a huge beard. Jones knows what you do. Jones is always watching. Jones sees everything nothing gets past jones. Jones got bored of ruleing a kingdom so he changed the kingdom to a democracy and then Resigned from his kingdom. He also left behind horrible half Caieoa and half lizard men children. END OF CHAPTER 2 heres a oldy from august 2011
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    Smache Brothers

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJ4KtMfIpNY
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    Shrek vs Doomguy: The Phantom Pain

    http://www.doomworld.com/idgames/index.php?search=1&field=author&word=chesse20&sort=time&order=asc&page=1
  22. http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dclSK2iOwQ https://www.dropbox.com/s/w4ehop4mnjshidk/shrek3.wad hi gamers its my newest doom was shrek vs doomguy : the phantom pain i hope u enjoy its got 3 action packed levels and a sountrack by lapfox thx to xpansionpack for making the trailer
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    Pokemon

    ugh after 7 years i finnaly beat this awful game it took me 10 revives and 10 full restores
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    oh boy itsa myegamang

    saying that megaman is a doom mod is not right thats like saying that tf2 is a half life mod because their on the same engine
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    oh boy itsa myegamang

    my favorite megaman game is the one where its a first person shooter and theres the mod for it so you can play as all the diffrent megaman characters i love playing as topman i just spin around a whole bunch and then when im far away i throw beyblades at people
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