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    Best website in existence.

    How about s'more cakes? I'm just gunna nip t' shop and get us em and am gunna get some chris and chocolate like fe' kids. (You may be having a nice English Conversation but I'm from Yorkshire, this is how we talk)
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    Katawa Shoujo

    The effect Lilly's/Hanako's route has is quite dependent on how you feel towards the heroine you aren't romancing in the route. Some people have said they felt like they were cheating on Lilly with Hanako and vice versa. Also:
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    Cyberbu//y

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    Oddworld

    I LOVED Abe's Exoddus. I never managed to complete it but I qucksaved on just about every panel change.Those Glukkons man, those Glukkons...
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    Katawa Shoujo

    There were HUGE debates on the forums as to whether or not Rin suffered with some form of Autism due to her way with words.But then again this is the same forum that had a 20 page flame war as to whether or not Misha was fat.
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    Best website in existence.

    I like this.
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    Whatcha readin'?

    Do you even read?
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    What have you given away?

    Why does that seem so fitting. I once bought a Stormy Storm Madame Dixie for 1 Earbuds (which was a very cheap price a few months ago) from someone who eventually became a good friend so when I resold it for 3 Earbuds, I retained the 1 that I had purchased it for and gave him the remaining 2. I also buy 10 Secret Saxtions every so often and give out the occasional gift.
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    Katawa Shoujo

    You should all read Richter Bromont's stuff at http://pastebin.com/QuxxBpM0.An example (and in my opnion, the best): You bust through Hanako's door a throw a box down on the floor in front of her."HANAKO! I GOT YOU A PERSIAN BELLY DANCING OUTFIT!""Y-You what?", Hanako replies, still scared from the sudden intrusion."BELLY DANCING!""B-Belly Dancing?""BELLY DANCE-AN!", you boast as you steal the box's soul and watch it deteriorate into nothingness.You show Hanako a photo of a Belly Dancer's attire and shove the clothing into her hands."What b-brought this on!?""YOU'RE SCARED TO DANCE BECAUSE OF YOUR SCARRED FACE, RIGHT? WELL, BELLY DANCERS CAN COVER THEIR FACES IN A THIN SHEET OF CLOTHE-""I-I don't even want to dance... Wait.. H-How did you know my clothing sizes?", Hanako asks as she looks at the tags."LILLY TOLD ME!""But she doesn't... know my sizes""I GOOGLE'D IT?""...What-""BELLY DANCING!", you roar as you through you hands into the air....Hanako stares at you with confusion."Just put the damn outfit on and I'll leave you alone" You sit on Hanako's bed and wait for her to finish changing in the closet....?You dig around under Hanako's mattress and uncover a couple pornographic doujins."NYOHOHO!", you giggle as you read through them."A-Alright... I'm done", Hanako blurts out from behind the closet."HANAKO, COME OUT OF THE CLOSET!", you speak as you flip through a yuri magazine."D-Don't look!", she yells out."YEAH SURE, I'LL AVERT ME EYES", you cover your eyes poorly....Hanako reluctantly walks outside the closet, wearing a Belly Dancer's uniform, her exposed midriff shows her scarring going down one side."VAVOO~", you exclaim as you growl."I-I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK!", she yells out as she runs back into the closet."GOOD, YOU FILL OUT THOSE CLOTHES LIKE A BOSS! NOW ONTO BELLY DANCING LESSON!", you roar."I-I'M NOT COMING OUTSIDE OF THIS CLOSET!""Well then, I guess I'll just write 'Property of Hanako...whatever your last name is' on these hentai mags and leave them lying around the school grounds"...Hanako shoves the closet door open with a rather pissed off look in her eyes"H-How.. Do I Belly Dance?", Hanako asks as she crosses her arms."Move your body around, like this!", you explain while putting one hand around the back of your head and circulate your body around."All...R-Right", Hanako poorly mimics your body movement."DAMN IT HANAKO, THIS IS DANCING, NOT PIG HUMPING, PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!""O-OK!", Hanako puts move emotion into her body movement."MOVE YOUR LOWER BODY AROUND LIKE A SNAKE! SHAKE IT AND SHAKE IT HARD!""HAH!", Hanako swings her lower body from side to side."NOW CHECK OUT THIS SHIZZLE!", you make her observe with her eyes.You swing your back down and shake your hands around one another.Hanako mimics you, despite you not even knowing what you're doing."BELLY DANCING!", you scream."B-B-BELLY DANCING!", Hanako roars out as she swings her hips forward and tries too hard...."HNNNNNGGGGG", you clutch your chest as you nearly die from the moe."H-HNNNGG!", Hanako mimics you."S-STOP DOIN- HNNNNNNNGGGGG!", you have ten heart attacks at once. You wake up in the Nurse's room."NURSE! NURSE! WHAT HAPPENED MAN!?", you yell into the room, not knowing if he's there or not."Looks like you had a heart attack from visual stimulation... what in God's name where you looking at?""LOVE, I WAS LOOKING AT LOVE""I... noticed you didn't have your heart medication in your pants pocket""YEAH""You didn't... throw your medication at Seagulls again, did you?""...""Hisao?""FUCK YOU, THEY STARTED IT!"You return to Hanako's room, and see Hanako still in her Belly Dancing outfit."BELLY DANCING!", you yell out.Hanako turns to her side and swings her belly around."B-B-BELLY DANCING!"...You have another heart attack.
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    Sherlock Holmes

    I've been meaning to watch it but I'm always too busy or pre-occupied. The only TV shows I make time for are Wire in the blood and Being Human.On the topic of Sherlock Holmes in popular media however, I'm reminded of this:
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    Katawa Shoujo

    Painful History
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    Katawa Shoujo

    Shizune's route was mutually agreed upon as the worst by alot of the community, not specifically the character but the writing in general.
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    Katawa Shoujo

    Jigoro is /v/ personified On a similar note; Akira for bro of the year, every year?
  14. As the title suggests, I'm having problems getting HLDJ to work and would like to know if ikkle-bikkle Facade could get some troubleshooting tips from those that can operate it! For Simplicity I'll just list the steps that I've taken; [*]Downloaded HLDJ [*]Registered all the games [*]Linked the Audio Directory to the folder [*]Got Audacity [*]Opened the .MP3, split the stereo track, deleted one, changed the surviving to Mono, 16 bit and 11025hz [*]Exported as a .WAV to the directed file [*]Opened TF2 through HLDJ [*]Selected the audio using "la" + "the number designated" [*]Use the key to play the audio [*]The "!" plays but nothing plays.
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    Mods are underpowered

    If you're going to take a screenshot atleast spice it up with vulgar tabbed websites or similar.
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    Do you leave messages when you rep people?

    50 posts, you can give one rep.Every 500 posts, you can give one rep more.Every year you've been on the forums, you can give one rep more.
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    Do you leave messages when you rep people?

    I always try to leave messages, usually to apologize for only being able to give them 1. :(
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    Kony 2012

    I didn't realize Kony was a "bad guy" until a few days ago. I still haven't seen the video nor do I want to. I honestly couldn't care less.
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    Kony 2012

    fix'd
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    What am I doing wrong with HLDJ?

    The converter worked like a charm.Thanks a lot!
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    What am I doing wrong with HLDJ?

    Fair enough. I've been testing it on the Non srs server of which I'm pretty sure HLDJ works on.I'll try the converter. Thanks!
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    Kony 2012

    I bet all he could think about was Invisible Children.
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