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In my birthday, I'll raffle something.Slightly valuable.

Nope. My mother doesn't want me to have a beard. Still, I'll grow moustachops.

Still level 14... All unique things I have are a wand, pants I can't wear until level 17, a shield I can't use until 20, and I dunno what else.I have an augmented hammer, only 6 champions to level up.

I got an augmented sledgehammer. I never asked for it.It levels up once I kill 10 champion creatures with it. One didn't count because it ended being killed by my hawk, and another one didn't count because it was a boss.

Argh, I have to leave. Whoever wants to play, add me and tomorrow I'll be able to play.

Yeah, I can't either. Level 8 here, claws are cool, and I think I'll take the Hunter abilities. The shadow ones seem good, but it's not my style (although I might take the ability that makes the frenzy state last longer). The Tundra are about elemental weapons, but the freezing breath (So many enemies in the same spot, it would be a shame if you couldn't move and you received more damage from my attacks) and other abilities I can't choose due to my level. Someone wants to play online, just to see how it works?

It's out!♥♥♥♥, so many pets. I CHOOSE THE ♥♥♥♥ING HAWK!Random names:GabeScoutI think it's trying to tell me something...Why didn't I notice that bloodlust/rage/whatever bar the berserker has before? It's like "Are you enjoying killing things? Well, here, take some extra speed and crits". I think I'll break my mouse with all the clicking.

Yarr myladies, I don't acknowledge how did ye olde pirates spoke, so I'll just talk around liek someone who ack ack ack.I should go to bed and rest.

Tomorrow it's being released. Would someone like to play with this Berserker?Hello?Is someone not playing BL2 or BM?

I have never had any infraction. What am I doing wrong?

It was unintentionally, it should be a question mark, as in "what robots will attack the Decoy today?".

In an unknown location in the midle of the Badlands, Gray Mann keeps making plans about how to detroy Mann Co...-Those mercenaries don't give up on stopping my robot hordes from destroying those useless Mannco facilities... But why!Gray is sitting on a desk full of papers, with two robot soldiers at his sides as loyal guards. He tries to concentrate. Why do his robots keep failing? It's because of the weapons, right? But that's what he's already doing, trying to destroy the Mannco facilities that produce the weapons.There must be another cause why his robots can't carry a bomb to a bomb hole... Maybe if he didn't make them to work with money, the mercs wouldn't use it to upgrade his weapons... Nah, what other energy source would he use? The sun? An eclipse would be lethal, and if he can't attack at night, it isn't worth it.-Wait... I think I might have found why those bastards keep destroying my army... It's because it's based on them! They act too predictable for them, the robot soldiers shoot his rocket as it's expected, and the robot heavies go around punching things... What if I could make the soldiers punch things and the heavies shoot rockets? No, that wouldn't work, but... ARGH!Papers fall from the desk as Gray starts searching through them. There must be something.. He has scrapped many things for not being perfect, being too predictable... Wait. That's it. The mercs need something totally umpredictable, even more unpredictable than heavies shooting rockets. And he has found what he was searching.A maniac laugh bursts through the night while a lightning lights the sky...

Press E on ALL THE THINGS!I won't stop until the doctors start repeating if I hit my head when I was a baby.I left it in the part where Gordon has to take the elevator

The ubercharge was deployed and the Heavy started shooting down scoutbots like if they were ducks in a hunting game. One after another, the scoutbots felt to the ground in a cloud of money. The Engineer realized something was wrong while the robots exploded under the sentry's fire. It seemed that the scouts had stopped arriving, so he sent the Scout to catch some money while the Heavy went to get some ammo.-Those tiny robots are no match for me!-Hey guys, look at this!- said the Scout while taking a scoutbot with his hand-Those Scouts are actually tiny!-shouted the Heavy.The scoutbots were, in fact, smaller than the normal ones, not too much, but they were.-Argh, and zey don't have almost any money. Zat Gray is zending us low cost copies of his own robots!-Watch out, Scout! Here they come again!The second squad of scoutbots arrived, as big as the first one. The Scout couldn't do anything but cover his head with his hands and fall to the floor. But the death never came.-Uh, guys? What's going on?He opened the eye just to see how a screw hit him on it.- Those Scouts are... killing themselves?-exclaimed the Engi.In fact, the Scouts were killing themselves. As they tried to hit the Scout with their clubs, they failed and hit themselves, sending themselves flying through the air and dying before falling.-Zat Gray has made such a bad robot army, it doesn't need to be killed! Vat a time waste!-Boys, we need some help here! -screamed the soldier in the backlines.The Scout and the Medic were the first ones to arrive, leaving the Engi and the Heavy taking care of the never ending Scoutbots.-Vat a bloodsbath!It was. The bombhole area was covered with the Pyro's and Soldier blood, because they were fighting Snipers. But since when do the Snipers try to attack directly with their shivs all at once? After helping them destroy de snoipahbots, the Medic took care of the many cuts on his teammates skins.-Mphh mph mphmph, mphphphmph!, mphph?-What I think Pyro's trying to say is how could you let all those maggots get here!-I think zat with ze cloud of nuts and volts of ze scoutbots and our attention to zem, we didn't realize aabout their presence.- Anyway, let's get back to the frontlines. Pyro, can you stay here to take care of any robot that gets past us?-Mphmph!When they got back, the Heavy was getting healed by the dispenser and the Engineer was shooting down a Scoutbot that had managed to survive.-I let those tiny scouts get near me to kill them with ease, but one of them was no scout, was a Sniper!-We know, fatty, now let's take care of the rest while we still can.But while our mercs are taking care of the robots, Gray, in his lair, laughs at their attemps for finishing off the scout and sniper army.- AHAHAHA, you fools! My neverending army of cheap robots will destroy your base!-SIR, WE HAVE A PROBLEM -Said one of his guards-What? A problem? That's impossible!-WELL, YOU ORDERED TO MAKE THE CHEAPEST ARMY POSSIBLE, SO, TO CUT BUDGET... WE DIDN'T MAKE A BOMB TO DEPLOY.-WHAT!? You foolish, stupid robots! You, scrap and tin monkeys, why did you do such a thing!-THE OTHER OPTION WAS MAKING THE ROBOTS NOT RUN WITH MONEY.-Argh. It's okay... Stop the production of those right now, and start making THIS robots. Those stupid mercenaries won't know what killed them... Because it won't! And again, his laugh bursted through the night, although now it was day, and there wasn't any thunder because there wasn't a single cloud in the sky. A bird singed in its place, so this laugh didn't sound as maniac as the other one did. Maybe more like an old men laugh. Anyways, he laughed showing that he had another plan.What plan will that one be? Soldiers that shoot harmless rockets? Demomen that shoot stickies that never explode? Pyros that shoot rainbows!Tomorrow, more!

Nah, it's bad, if I could type in spanish, I could make a much better one.Also, with this I'll show you some robots that could be part of custome waves, right now I'm trying them. If someone could help me about how to set up my own server in my computer, so I could try this with more people...EDIT: I have the robots ready, so the post should be in...Tonight.

As you may have noticed, I'm propably the subSPUFer with the worst grammar, spelling, and all those things involving the english language. And because I can't afford going to Great Britain or North America (at least until the next summer), I spend most of my time in the internets learning english by posting or, mostly, lurking.But I still notice I commit several gramatical and spelling errors that I always forget to correct, or I translate sentences incorrectly, or I use the wrong words.From now on, I'd like to request your help. If you see any kind of error in any of my posts, act as a good Grammar Nazi and post here all my mistakes. I'll rep each post you post here helping me. Also, I might even raffle something for my birthday for anyone who has posted here. Thanks in advance for doing this, you can start with this post.

It was a nice morning in the place previously known as Cactus Valley, now Libertyland as the Soldier, who had managed to save enough money from the robot attacks to buy the whole land. In the Decoy, the Soldier was trying to make some fixes to the place, like nailing more Mannco signs to the walls, or making giant arrows pointing at the entrance so robots wouldn't get lost when they came there.Although the Engineer said that the robots were so advanced that getting lost was impossible for them, the Soldier still did it, thinking that they could if they saw some sexy robot girl. What gave him the idea of making a new sign to put in the entrance, which could read "ROBOT GIRLS EHRE".While the Soldier was wasting the paint that had cost the team over 10 keys, the Engineer was sleeping peacefully. They beat the last robot wave two days ago, and since then, Gray hadn't send any horde of bloodlust demoknightbots or crazy Medicbots popping ubercharges every ten seconds. Everything was so calmed... Pyro and Scout were playing near the bombhole, the Scout throwing his ball at the Pyro and the Pyro airblasting it back. The Medic was trying to make a new canteen that could store both ubercharge and crits at the same time, but the constant explosions that shook the Engineer in his dreams seemed to prove it near impossible. The Heavy was coocking the lunch, although some people wouldn't call coocking making simple sandviches.Everything was so calmed and quiet, it had to happens.Suddendly: all the sirens in the decoy activate while the Announcer starts shouting at the mercs.-ALERT! ROBOTS ARE COMING! PREPARE FOR THE ATTACK! PREPARE FOR THE ATTACK!Before realizing what's happening, all the mercs get ready for the attack. They have already done this dozens of times. Robots come, they try to carry a bomb to destroy the decoy, a Tank appears, but at the end the mercenaries stomp the robot hoardes like cockroaches. It doesn't matter if they fight against spybots, medics healing a giant soldier, or sentrybusters busting sentries; they always win.But this time it is slightly different. The ubercharge is ready, the sentry is wrangled, the cows mangled... But it's something strange... It can be felt in the air, but specially, in the ground. The Engineer notices it. Is the ground... Shaking? Not even the giant robots can make this, and the announcer hasn't told them about an incoming tank. What can be it's cause?Soon, they see how a scoutbot arrives. And then another. And another one. Dozens if Scouts, no, hundreds of them are coming, together, making a huge mass of robotic NEEDADISPENSERS and BONKS. There are too many of them... Will our mercenaries win against this robotic menace? Or will they fail, unable to control the incoming robots?Discover this and much more... Tomorrow!

In the second one too. Adjectives are great.But for pregnant cannibal zombie babies.

It's already availiable for preload.But for me. It says "no suscription". Wut.Ok, restarted steam and I could preload it.0 bytes and it's fully preloaded.

I still remember the chapter in which a mutant giant Tentacruel and its army of Tentacools attacked a beach city. It was censored after the 9/11 because it destroyed two buildings that resembled the Towers.Also, it was the chapter after the one in which James uses those fake boobs to win a beauty contest, ceensored too.Also, the chapter in which Ash captures all his Tauros was also censored, because the Safari Guard aimed at him with a gun. And maybe because the Team Rocket almost electrified him to death.

This proves that Cuttlefishes is (more like might be) the hero that subSPUF deserves, but definitely not the one it needs right now.

I might be able to play tomorrow/this weekend. But, Europe.

Call me once someone has managed to translate it.