Stackbabbin' Bumscags

I love how Hussie has them bounce around the panel and scatter like dice in a cup when something like the stage disappears from under them, or when Dirk ran into Dave and the two bounced around the panel.

You may be scared, I'm just confused.

Civ: Be expansion announced for Fall 2015! Will enable you to colonize the bloody oceans, adds 4 new factions, new units, artifact system, "Dynamic Leader Traits" that change how your leader acts in the new Diplomacy system. I'm fucking hyped now.

No updates this week I'm gonna die

Yay!

'S kinda simple, it's just using the Spoiler button.

She hasn't died *yet*, but quite frankly, I give her a year or two until her entire body just gives up the fight.

Can we get any kind of ETA on any new themes, please? With the BlueBoh theme, any text in a spoiler is the same white color as the box around it and is completely unreadable without highlighting everything. At the very least if there's a way to just change that, it'd be really appreciated.

Chief tried to start a fight today over Case's old DnD books we found in the garage yesterday.

I've got no money, and my internet isn't stable enough to reliably run GTAV online.

Ow ow ow sweet fucking OW. I'm probably exaggerating, but honestly I'm not sure what the hell is going on with my neck and I can't go to the doctor for it 'cause no insurance, but I swear it's almost like I've developed arthritis in my neck/upper back. The past couple of days has been painful, but today it just got worse and it's raining. I am too goddamned young to feel this goddamned old.

Guess it's time to Change ALL the passwords!!! \ono/ Have fun. EDIT: There's a new-ish account security option they've added to Origin accounts that requires you give 'em your cell number, and anytime your account is accessed from an unauthorized device it'll text you with a code to authorize that device, and without it they won't be able to use your account. I enabled that after I changed my password when my Origin account had gotten hacked a few months ago and the dipshit bought games on my account but didn't make any effort to try and steal my account from me.

Sweet christ, Simon. You remind me of my mom's ex who got arrested for blowing up his house almost two years ago. o_o

I haven't even pushed "Play" but jesus christ that dude needs to put a shirt on. 'S not like he's got anything to flaunt. :I And I'm kinda surprised PaTD is still relevant.

Upcoming Fire Emblem will reportedly do away with weapon-breakage and adds new "Phoenix" mode where characters revive at the end of each turn, Casual mode making return.

Sweet shitting christ, I've got a massive fuckoff monitor that's utterly dominating my desk, now. The fiance is getting set up for a dual-monitor display because he's getting into a comic thing he's been wanting to do, and so he needs one for the script and another to do page layouts, so he gave me his old monitor. For comparison, mine was 1440x900, not tiny, but not that big either, and his was 1920x1080. It's like using a goddamned TV as a monitor, I feel so lost in it. ._. My desk also is kinda small, so it pretty much takes up all the space.

Dave is certainly one helluva train wreck right now.

I've never played Munchkin. Our friends own it, but apparently the wife gets a bit cut-throat and pushes the rules at times so we don't play it.

​I love playing it, but I only have the digital copies for Tabletop Simulator and really I only have you guys as people to start a game with.

Anyone heard of the card game Fluxx? I'm kinda interested in starting up a game through Tabletop Simulator at some point with either ZombieFluxx or maybe SpaceFluxx if I can find it. It's pretty much a simple card game where the rules and goals are ever changing. Starts out as a "Draw 1 Play 1" deal, until someone plays a New Rule card to change things up, hand limits, Keeper limits, Draw more, Play more, that kind of thing. The idea is to complete whatever Goal is currently out (Starting with no Goal), but players can change the Goal just by playing a new Goal card. Sabotage, and in general just some Rule Fuckery to try and win. I figure it's definitely too late to do a game now (Since it's 1:38AM here) but I figured if there's any interest it might be fun. I've got CthulhuFluxx as well, but I really gotta read up on the rules since it has a few weird things added to it with "Doom" and all..

Chief has been doing her damnedest to start another fight lately.. A few weeks ago she tried to start a fight over a commercial. It was one of those women's razor commercials that comes with a bikini line trimmer, and at one point it showed some triangular shrubs, and one of them being trimmed into a heart, and she said she was "insulted" by the commercial. Like reasonable people, mother and the fiance had no fucking clue just what she could possibly be insulted by, and she'd insist that "I'm not the only one that feels that way." when we asked her what there was to be insulted by and started getting all pissy about it. Today she went downstairs at around 5 to talk about whatever bullshit that's going on, and didn't come back upstairs until 10. During this time, she attempted to start a fight in 2 different ways, and then another afterwards by sending some passive-aggressive text to the fiance that was about a paragraph long. One of the things she complained about was us not talking to her about going to go see Avengers: Age of Ultron, we knew she didn't like theaters because they were uncomfortable for her and she generally couldn't hear ('Cause her hearing aids were out of whack and so she never wore them), and apparently because just wanting to do something with just the three of us is a bad thing. At one point my mom was just shaking her head, to which she comments about in the text saying "I guess I just can't have a conversation with you, so I'm not even going to try." I can't wait until she just drops dead. A part of me feels horrible for feeling this way, but the rest of me is tired of this shit and not really capable of giving a fuck anymore.

And Rose has a breakdown while Roxy remains adorable as ever.

​I... what? I can barely make heads or tails of that. Brain hurty.

Because she's a bitch :I