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I may just be biased because I knew someone named Noah who ended up cheating on his wife twice and lied to us about the subsequent divorce, plus was a douchebag at the gaming table, but I'm a bit leery of your Noah. The part that gets me the most is that he wanted you to wear your hair a certain way, but gets frustrated because you don't want to.

Even if it turns out it's male, that's still not going to stop anything.

The only way they can save us now is if they confirm that it is actually male in every language known to man. HAHAThat's cute.

Haven't you learned from Saints Row 2? You do drugs out of broken bulbs!

The internet.

Honestly don't see how anyone could watch that garbage.

But you can see your nose when looking ahead too. The human nose is in a place where it's never not in your FOV. I must have a weird-ass nose, because I don't ever see it in my FOV unless I look down or to the side a little bit. Unless I've just learned to utterly ignore it, but I really don't see it.

Supreme Commander: Forged Alliance Dungeon Defenders (Though, not anymore.) Civ V My various Command and Conquer games Universe at War: Earth Assault TF2 (No longer playing, though) I have way too many RTS games, despite being terrible at them.

Anything is scarier than chicken neckscrotum.

Or Florida.

Disposal is real easy when you have access to a tissue digester, also an industrial incinerator capable of fitting two horse carcasses, both methods don't have to worry about smell much. The incinerator is out in the open, so the smell would disperse quite quickly, not sure about the tissue digester, but I have yet to really see it in action, so might as well go for it. My grandfather worked at a place where they studied animal corpses and whatnot.

Nnnggggghhhh. Must resist urge to be a snarky asshole on my friend's Facebook page... She just lost an uncle in a car crash, and as part of helping "cheer" her up, one of her (I'm guessing) friends shared a post with her that said "Everything happens for a reason. Dont question it, trust it.", to which she also added in the comments "God has a very good reason y he does things in mysterious ways n a plan for everytin HE does" GEE WHAT A GOOD WAY TO CHEER SOMEONE UP "DON'T WORRY, GOD TOTALLY WANTED YOUR UNCLE TO DIE IN THAT CRASH FOR SOME MAGICAL REASON"

God hates white corporations :I

It's happening. http://postonpolitics.blog.palmbeachpost.com/2015/03/18/employees-group-florida-environmental-manager-was-punished-for-uttering-climate-change/

What.

I still wanna know what exactly that kid is hiding under his(?) hoodie, I mean, we've seen his(?) hair, but NOTHING ELSE. :I

I also love it because the art is done partly by the guy who does the webcomic Paranatural. If you liked this arc, then you'd probably get a kick outta Paranatural, it's shenanigans and awesome facial expressions the entire time.

So apparently at some point in the past, Chief had run over the caulk gun with her car and didn't tell us.. 'Cause we had ants in the kitchen near the cat's food bowls, so I killed the ants, cleaned up the whole mess, and went to the garage to grab the caulk gun to patch up the spot they were coming in from in the windowsill. Damned thing was bent and crushed, squeezed the trigger and caulk came out from one of the crushed spots because the metal casing had punctured the tube. Cut to me having to use a toothpick to patch up a couple spots where ants could potentially come out from, all the while sniffling, coughing, sneezing, and cursing. God dammit, Chief... Also "caulk" is just a weird word, can barely pronounce it without it sounding too close to "cock". :I

Aww, Ludicolo's hat is gone. D:

Praise be unto Mother-of-mine. She got Popeye's for dinner tonight 'cause she wanted chicken and to save me the effort of having to cook dinner tonight. I have become the devourer of chicken.

I understood less than none of that thanks to being sick. It was word soup. Not very tasty.

I don't even wanna know what constitutes a "feminine penis", but I just spent the last couple minutes painfully laughing at that, so have some rep.

It's only gay if balls touch.

Sweet fucking christ I hate being sick. And apparently it's like my system knew I'd be sick when I went grocery shopping on Monday, 'cause I grabbed a 2nd can of Chicken Noodle Soup and jesusfuckingchrist it tastes like heaven even though it's not homemade. I am going to need to make some soup sometime soon-ish, I think. If I ever get a boyfriend, I think he'll be spoiled with how much I can cook..

Am sick. RIP me