Stackbabbin' Bumscags

Wait, what? Heroic? At this rate the only way to successfully kill Lord English would be to just nuke everything into oblivion. I'm assuming Dirk is just straight up dead, now, since he disintegrated thanks to the Star Dust corruption.. Which means John and Rose are the only kids left alive, but we still haven't really seen much of Jade's fate, yet, though, Considering Jane is dead, no more Lifey-thing to resurrect her.

Hey, all it wants me to do is saute the water, blend the water, sift the water, boil the water, patte the water, flip the water, serve chilled with water.

EMERGIS EXMORTIS So, still thanks to Pinterest, we've had a few new recipes tested, and sweet christ I'm loving the results. One pot cheesy smoked sausage pasta Spoiler What need; One Hillshire Farms snausage, sliced 1 cup diced onion (Subsequently, just use half a large onion if you can't get a small one, I didn't even really measure.) 1 Tbsp Olive oil 2 1/2 cups chicken broth (Similarly, add chicken bullion to taste to 2 1/2 cups water) 2/3 Cup milk or heavy cream (I used milk) 1 box non-spaghetti pasta of your choice (I used bowties, fun shapes! ) Salt and Pepper 2 Cups shredded cheese (I used the Wal-mart brand Fiesta Blend cheese, but you can use just about any shredded cheese.) 1/3 cup chopped scallions for garnish (Optional) Garlic, minced, (The recipe calls for 2 cloves, but my family loves garlic and just 2 cloves is a bit weak, so I used 4) What do; Add olive oil to pan over medium-high heat Add onions and sausage and cook until lightly browned. Add garlic and cook for about 30 seconds Add chicken broth, milk and pasta. Add salt and pepper to taste Bring to a boil, cover and reduce heat Simmer for about 15 minutes or until pasta is tender Turn off heat and stir in about 1 cup of cheese Sprinkle remaining cheese on top and replace lid Let sit for five minutes so cheese can melt Top with scallions and serve Now, I used more cheese than they called for, they only called for a single cup, but I absolutely love cheese, so the more cheese the better as far as my family is concerned. The recipe also calls for 1 can of diced tomatoes, but we don't really like tomatoes so we just left that out, if you'd rather have the tomatoes, add them in when you add the pasta to the sausage. And Bumscag's Bakery here to bring you an awesome Bundt cake recipe. It's a copycat recipe of Nothing Bundt Cake's White Chocolate Raspberry bundt cake with cream cheese icing. It's sweet, but not too sweet, just sweet enough. If some ingredient has an Asterisk at the end of it, check the Notes section below. Spoiler What need For CAEK 1 Box of white cake mix 1 5oz-sh package instant white chocolate pudding (Or vanilla pudding if you cannot find)* 1 Cup (8.oz) Sour cream 4 Large eggs 1/2 Cup water 1/2 Cup vegetable oil 1 1/2 cup white chocolate chips* 1 Can raspberry pastry or pie filling* Icing 2 8-oz. packages of cream cheese, softened 1/2 Cup (1 Stick) butter, softened 3-4 Cups powdered sugar (Also called Confectioner's sugar) 2 tsp. Vanilla extract What do Preheat your oven to 350 (TREE FIDDEH) Grease and flour (Or just use PAM like a lazy motherfucker, like me) a bundt pan Mix cake mix, pudding (Just dump the powder in there, don't actually make the pudding. >.> ), sour cream, eggs, water and oil in a large bowl until blended Fold in white chocolate chips Fill prepared bundt pan with half of the batter Spoon half of the raspberry filling in separated spoonfuls over the batter (So it looks like separate clumps of filling over the top) Using a knife, swirl the filling through the cake. Don't overdo it! Only swirl around 2-3 times Pour remaining batter in evenly and spoon in remaining filling Repeat swirling process above Bake for approximately 50 minutes, recommend using the "knife test" method to check if it's done If not done, bake for 5 more minutes and test again, repeat until cake is done When the cake is done, remove from oven and let sit inside the pan for 20 minutes, then remove from the pan ICING Cream together the cream cheese and butter until creamy (CREAM.) Mix in the vanilla Gradually stir in the powdered sugar until well incorporated Notes: The fun thing with Bundt Cakes is that you now have easy icing lines! Just use a plastic bag with a cut corner and you can ice away! Now, I will warn you, you will still have a decent bit of icing left over, but no more cake batter. It will survive in the fridge for a bit if it's in a container if you want to wait a while and use it with, say, cupcakes or even another cake. Spoiler What we did was make those neat little lines (Great for cutting it) and then filled the center with more icing. We used the Jello brand instant pudding, which worked perfectly fine, however the only problem was that the only way to get close to the recipe's 5-oz. was to buy 2 3-oz. packages and just dumped them both in. Don't worry, it'll be fine if you do this. Regarding the chocolate chips, they say to chop them, but we didn't, they don't make mini white chocolate chips (At least they don't sell them here in Wal-Mart..), and they're really not that big, so it's fine to just dump them in as-is. Also we grabbed Ghirardelli's White Chocolate chips in an 11-oz. bag and just dumped the entire thing in there without even measuring. So if that's what you wanna do, go for it! It tastes awesome. Regarding the Raspberry filling, you might have an extra step if you get pie filling, it'll generally be a bit chunky, with even whole raspberries in it. This is problematic and not wanted in a cake, on a cake, however, is no problem. In, problem. On, no problem. In, no. On, yes. An easy solution, though, is to just throw it into a blender and blend it until it's smooth, alternatively, an Immersion Blender may also be used. For those unfamiliar with the "Knife test", it's the process in which you take a knife, and insert it into the cake and remove it, if you have cake batter on your knife, your cake is not done yet! Only once your knife comes out clean is it finally done. In this case, because we've added Raspberry filling into the mix, you'll pull some of that out with the knife, that's okay, as long as you're not getting raspberry-batter-slurry it's fine. Also fresh from the bakery (Okay not really we tried this recipe like a month ago and it was fucking glorious.) Cheesy Garlic Pull-Apart Bread! Spoiler Spoiler What need 1 loaf of boule bread* 2 cups shredded mozzarella* 1/4 cup shredded cheddar* 1/2 cup salted butter, melted 1 1/2 tsp garlic powder 1 Tbsp dry ranch mix What do Preheat oven to 400 Line baking sheet with parchment paper Slice the bread into cubes, making sure not to slice all the way through Place bread on baking sheet In a measuring cup (Or similarly just a small cup) mix together melted butter, garlic powder and Ranch mix Brush over the top of the loaf Gently spread cubes and pour butter into crevices using small spoon Bake for 10 minutes Remove from oven and carefully top the bread with both cheeses, make sure to stuff cheese between bread cubes Return to oven and bake 5 minutes or until cheese is melted Notes For the bread, you really just want a round loaf, like the one in the picture, we used what's called the "White Mountain" bread from the Publix Bakery, worked perfectly fine. Again, for this recipe we had forgone getting two types of cheese, when we could just buy a larger bag of Fiesta Blend shredded cheese, this is perfectly okay. This is a great snack for a movie or game night at home with friends! This concludes another episode of "JESUS FUCK I'M SO BORED AND IT'S LATE", with Stackbabbin' Bumscags.

Dammit, Dirk! Why'd you have to go all emo and Fairy Dustintigrate?! ROXY PLEASE BE USEFUL

Oh god.

Woah, ded Denizen?

I thought that was kind of obvious considering it's Skye.

No update for me, site is alright-ish. Trying to go to the 25th's update gives some error that refreshing doesn't fix.

I just misread this thread's title as "Costumery of Cumstain". Just thought you'd like to know.

When Rammit added the new and got removed.

We're at our limit for emotes, I thought. In order to get any new ones, we'd need to get rid of old ones.

Game Theories sometimes sound like they're really grasping at straws just to come up with some of their "theories". I can't really watch any of their videos because they just over-analyze every little pixel and twitch.

Not really. It's the same price you pay to buy each copy individually, just in one box and "HAVE 200 POTIONS BECAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT". Also if you pre-order, North American stores will only give you a fucking poster as a pre-order bonus. EU gets limited edition steelbook and goddamned figurines as pre-order bonuses if you order from Nintendo UK Online Store & GAME

The only ones announced so far are going to be released in 2 "waves" Wave 1 will consist of Mario, Link, Samus (Not Zero Suit), Kirby, Fox, DK, Pikachu, Peach, Marth, Yoshi, Villager and the Wii Fit Trainer, available on Nov. 21st Wave 2 will have Diddy Kong, Zelda, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Pit and Little Mac, released sometime in December.

Oooh, so you're able to give your "Amiibo" abilities and differing movesets. So it does serve some gameplay function other than "Choose character elegantly unlike plebians who manually select". I like how the Zelda one looks, but honestly there are probably better figurines of her elsewhere. EDIT: There are other games that Amiibo functionality will be included. Mario Party 10, Mario Kart 8, Yoshi's Wooly World, and Captain Toad Treasure Tracker. And sometime in 2015 Nintendo will release a "portal" like device that will allow you to use your Amiibo figures with your 3DS.

Probably Nintendo trying to capitalize on the popularity of figurines in the way that Skylanders and Disney Infinity have done, but with this just serving no real purpose at all.

Welp, Aranea joins the Corpse Party.

SON OF A FUCK.

http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/oct/9/female-judge-tosses-case-man-accused-upskirt-shots/ Christ on a bendy bus.

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Everyone who doesn't follow Awkward Zombie should do so now.

Sooo... One of the trailers for Forza 2 Horizon uses the song Prisencolinensinainciusol for some strange fucking reason, and it's honestly kinda funny. EDIT: I just realized I probably should explain why it's funny to me. Prisencolinensinainciusol is a song intended for an Italian audience, the lyrics are supposed to be that of someone with an American accent speaking English, but of course it's pure gibberish, the only real words that are said are "all right". So they're using a pop song from 1972 that's effectively nonsense in a commercial for a racing game.

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YYEEESSSSS DO IT DO IT It's pretty much my favorite hack 'n slash ever. She summons demons with her hair, and it's called the Wicked Weave. When I first saw that I had to pause the game to die laughing. It's a little absurd and the plot doesn't particularly do much in the first game, it's much better in the second game. But to me it's just fun, hell, it could even be eye-candy if you're into that, since her stronger attacks cause her to lose her clothes because her outfit is made of her hair augmented by magic. People cried about the "oversexualization" of Bayonetta, but that's kinda the point, it riffs on the whole thing, but she's not just a pair of tits and mile-long legs. She's sexy and she knows it, she flaunts it, but in her words "Don't fuck with a witch." She's made a pact with a demon for the powers of an Umbran Witch (Being able to slow time, extreme physical strength, enhanced senses, ability to summon demons, superb agility, and extreme durability just to name a few) in exchange for her soul (Duh) and she finds out that she has to kill angels to keep the boys down in Inferno off her tail while finding out about her past. But more importantly, it's just fun. And if you're looking for a challenge, you can always try playing on Non-Stop Infinite Climax difficulty as Jeanne (She can only activate Witch Time by dodging at literally the last moment).