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I call dibs on kidneys this time. You guys always take them before I can. ;-; Hooray! We're not a total sausage-fest now! Welcome to our sausage fest... I mean forum.

I DON'T LIKE CHANGE Ohhai new person.

Jesus fuck. I thought my phone was ringing for a second there when I started hearing Fuschia Ruler.

Mudazumo Naki Kaikaku is bloody awesome. Mahjong used for politics? FUCK YEAH Also, he gets stronger. Super Aryan IV, Swastika hair.

Sonuvafuck.

Perfecshbluh!

Dammit, not more Caliborn shenanigans. Also, the last panel of John blinking would be an awesome "Wut" reaction image. -Hint hint nudge nudge wonk wonk- I cannot the photoshoops.

I've been nonplussed about titles, but now I want mine as "Token Gay Guy", because I always end up being the token gay guy where I go. In fact, it's getting kinda depressing.

But why would it be on the ship? To my knowledge, Dave or Dirk haven't ever set foot there.

I NEED THE NEXT PART OF THE COMIC AND I NEED IT LAST WEEK.

5wut

The fuck is Jigsaw doing there? O_o

ROXY. STOP BEING SO FUCKING ADORABLE.

Green cube pyramid is best pyramid. I will never stop loving Roxy as a character.

George Takei would totally make the best world leader ever.

Red Alert 3 finally getting some love. Empire of the Rising sun best faction. LONG LIVE EMPEROR TAKEI.

Reminds me of the game I currently play on my phone called Puzzle and Dragons. 'S like Pokemon mixed with Puzzle Quest.

Speaking of Jake's glasses... HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY STAYING ON HIS FACE RIGHT NOW? And I just could not stop giggling when I read this.

It's nice to see Evil!Jane talking for once instead of just using periods. It's also nice to see that Evil!Jane does the whole evil thing much better than Grimbark Jade does.

Just bought my first Time Machine. My cookies/second just skyrocketed from 60K to 90K. Mahgawd. It produces 123,456.

And now they've added the time machine. Price for first Time Machine: 123,456,789 cookies. Welp. Also, thanks to the need to refresh to look at the update, the Elder Pledge pricing has reset! I think the buff to Cursors during Elder Pledge has been nerf'd. I'm getting 180 from them when I used to be getting 240.

Sauce So, it will start as an iOS exclusive, with releases on other platforms coming out later at unspecified dates over an unspecified period of time. Go figure. Of course, as it's being designed as a "live service", you can most likely expect there to be an Always Online requirement. It seems EA hasn't learned from the SimCity debacle. I am very very disappoint.

I was joking in my post. I didn't really bother with this whole fictional-political crap.

Only about 3? Dammit, we need more people!

Actually I thought that was the "Fuck This, I'm Outta Here" party.