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UbiSoft is looking into likely acquiring either THQ Montreal or Vigil Games. And South Park Digital Studios LLC, the company that owns the South Park license, filed an objection in Delaware bankruptcy court recently to prohibit the sale of South Park: The Stick of Truth unless several conditions are met during THQ's upcoming bankruptcy proceedings, according to documents filed in the Delaware court. The objection asks the court to deny the sale of South Park: The Stick of Truth unless South Park Digital Studios consents to the sale transfer of any South Park licenses, receives a payment of $2.275 million for defaulted payments and "adequate assurance of future performance" for the game.

Wait, why are they all (Except Dirk and sprites) talking like drunk Roxy? They were talking perfectly fine not too long ago.

> Crash on island. > Commence 3 hour tour. > Land boat on rock.

Noooo!!! Fefeta! D: \;n;/

Pretty much this. Everyone's a dude. Even the ones in a dress.

Oh god. I'm reminded of the Sphere Grid from FFX all over again. -Rocks back and forth-

Never mind grammar. You expect people to say that a leaf falling on their car is a government conspiracy to make sense?

I thought the secret weapon was the one Calliope that managed to win out over Calliborn in like, only one of the infinite number of timelines that could possibly be.

What a lame way for Dirk to go Trickster. Jane's was amusing. Jake's was fitting, since I've been wanting to kick him in the balls for a while. Roxy's was funny. Dirk's was fucking lame. I am disappoint.

Dammit Dirk! >_<;

It is, actually. It's really cute. They even got the accents pretty damned close this time.

I'll give you one similar. This fremenfighter dude actually flat out said that the shooters were under mind control at the Collumbine, Dunblane, Aurora, and Sandy Hook shootings, and in cases where the shooter committed suicide after the shooting, he claimed that there was actually a 2nd gunman who was really a hitman that shot the shooter to make it look like suicide.

I want to gather the parents of the deceased and put them in the same room with a few truthers and see what happens. MURDER TIME, FUN TIME!

So... Jane went Trickster from licking the Jujupop. Jake went Trickster from being cock-punted off a cliff by Jane. Roxy went Trickster from the What Pumpkin being smashed onto her headface. Start placing your bets on how Dirk goes Trickster, everyone.

Pretty much this. People are also getting spam mail from someone calling himself "fremenfighter" claiming that there were actually 2 shooters. The one who killed the kids, and a hitman to make it look like suicide. Truthers make my head hurt, but their little nickname is ironic since they're all liars.

That would be because actual assault rifles are rarely used in gun crimes, and the fact that "assault weapons" and "assault rifles" are totally different things. Assault "weapons" are classified as anything with specific cosmetic features that make it look like an assault rifle. The AR-15 is one of the most popular semi-automatic rifle owned by Americans, so it's used more often in gun crimes. Even with the AWB's expiration, we've already still outlawed "assault rifles", each state has their own regulations, and most find fully-automatic rifles banned. Even with conversion kits in places where it's not outlawed, you still need to shell out 30 grand just in tax stamps. Pre-ban conversion kits are pretty much outlawed as well, not even collectors can own a pre-ban conversion kit and the rifle even if the two never actually meet and are kept in completely different locations in their possession.

Are you kidding? Violent video games are the reason I haven't gone out and shot up a mall. They let me take out my aggressions on virtual beings who are not real while relieving my stress without anyone getting hurt. My virtual corpse pile is a skyscraper at this point, while my real life corpse pile consists of dead insects and shall remain that way.

http-~~-//www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSf9aEETnvE

-Gasp- Captein?! :ohnoes:

Woo! We already hit the drunken buttsecks!

Get your thinkpan working, I'm sure you can come up with something eventually.

That's actually what I thought the second time I took a look at it. "Hey! It's the What Pumpkin! Hurr durr"

Oh god.. It begins. I just found out that if you click the banner up top with all the sweets scrolling by, it plays random sound effects. Wow I feel dumb. I've just thought about what might happen if you click'd on it a few days ago but never did until now. :headdesk:

RUN, ROX, RUN! \@n@;/