Stackbabbin' Bumscags

So the new map, The King's Game, that came out with the Jester is actually kinda awesome.The end-map rewards can have over 100 in stats, and aren't that bad.It's got Glowing tiles on it that only do things when you step on them in Combat Phase:Ouch! (Deals damage to you based on a percentage of your hitpoints)All Ogres Killed.All Spiders KilledAll Djinn KilledAll Dark Elf Warriors (AKA: Ninjas) KilledHeal All Players (Fully heals everyone on the map)Core Health Partially RestoredYou Have Mana! (Just gives you a good amount of mana.)Killed Some EnemiesUp, Up and Away! (Launches all players high into the air)Increased DU! (Gives you 10 more DU for the rest of the map)Upgrade Defenses! (Fully upgrades ALL defenses on the map)Jump Height Increased! (Makes you jump REALLY high, but doesn't last very long.)Slow-Mo Activated! (Everyone and everything goes into slow motion)And that's all I can think of at the moment.

So, the Jester is quite interesting.Presents can spawn Defenses, Loot, Mana, or an Ogre.Putting Points into her Skills seems to do nothing, though I may be wrong.The Wheel o' Fortuna is kinda fun. Unfortunately the Player Buff is bugged, as it's debuffing the player instead of buffing.EDIT: Here is the list of all possible results from the Wheel o' Fortuna, along with what you must get.You don't need to get them in a specific order, as long as the icons and the number of them are correct.

You're right, they're 8. Herp a derp. She's free for two weeks. If you own Dungeon Defenders and haven't gotten it by then, you deserve to pay for it.

Gah, no has, and no money.

I saw the Jester Sneak Peek.The Jester is able to wield any weapon in the game, and 2 at once, like the EV.She only has 3 defenses, presents of varying sizes. Small, Deluxe, and Extravagant.If placed in Build Phase, they will open when Combat Phase begins, and they will either explode, spawn a random defense, or nothing at all.Any Defenses summoned by Presents will be at a lowered DU cost, so you could have a Deadly Striker tower at 4 DU instead of 8.Presents summoned during Combat Phase will need to be "destroyed" to open, I think, the video was a little hectic so I could be wrong.She has the ability to not only move towers, but rotate them before placement as well.Her Roulette ability can be risky to use, as it can make some enemies Gold, which buffs their health, and damage, but it can buff the players as well. It all depends on what you get.

Wait.. Don't Strange Weapons reset when traded, unless they've been wrapped?

No, the suit would have killed him with neurotoxin.

It's moreso with just what actually gets limited.You can only have $1,500 in-game cash on you at any time.Only 2 characters allowed at once, unless you buy more slots.12 Bank slots, 23 Inventory slots, 0 Auction slots (You can buy more of all of these with real money)Chat limited to 6 messages per 30 seconds.Mail is text only, cannot send items or money.You can only join a League, not create.Must also buy Prometheum Keys.

DCUO is good in terms of gameplay, however... You kinda get shafted with the F2P limiting.

Simon and Buddha were originally interested, but had to cancel when we were going to try, guilest (Sorry, fingers just can't seem to type that out) was gonna take Simon's place when he said he couldn't make it, but that he'd have a high ping.

Okay seriously. I'm tired of sitting on my ass and not doing anything exciting, we need to plan this shit out.

And now the new minigun consumes the fire ammo while firing. Woo.

I called for an admin when we had some douchenozzle micspamming earrape and spamming when others are on the mic, but nobody answered.

I can understand that this is your thing, but... Really, there are 2 non-Pyro weapons that allow for ignition, excluding Huntsman because those arrows must be lit first, Cow Mangler and now this. Cow Mangler has a decent downside, you can only use the charge shot to ignite, but using the charge shot drastically reduces your movement speed and depletes your charge completely. The new minigun requires that you be near the Hoovy to be affected by the ring of fire, and unless a Hoovy decides to rev up his gun every 3 seconds, slowing himself down and giving away his position as well as using ammo, you can still surprise him at his flank, or sides.

So we've got threads for the happy songs, distasteful songs, and random YouTube crap, let's get the infectious catchy songs this time. We've all heard them, they get stuck in your head and you're going crazy to get it to stop. Ten seconds of silence and then it happens again, why won't it stop?!So, subSPUF, what're some catchy songs you've heard?

Eastern Time Zone. ALL THE TIME. Just not today, Cheescake Factory is holding National Cheesecake Day, 50% off cheesecake! :D

We still haven't managed to do the co-op run through, yet. :(

My brain.. Eet ees full of fuck! @n@/

Stamda has 4 nipples, and can re-grow them in a day.

Well, actually I think I heard this whole thing being because they didn't originally have enough staffing for security, so instead of just throwing people in who don't have training, and they couldn't train new people due to a lack of time, they pulled in the armed forces, though I do think this is a bit in excess...

http://www.cracked.com/article_19932_5-creepy-things-london-did-to-prepare-olympics.htmlYeah, uhh... No thanks.

inb4fishpuns

See, now that's not that bad.I'm tired of games coming out at stupid high prices, only with a "Well if you own/do (X) then you get 10% off! Limited time only!" in some special cases.Yes, there are people who will jump and pre-order it for $60, but a lot of us just don't have that extra $60 lying around when we need it for other things. Since they plan on releasing DLC for Borderlands 2, then I don't see why they'd go with the standard $60 price, go for $40, pick up the rest through quality DLC. You might just get a few more pre-orders at $40 than at $60, too.

I love the guys who are defending these ludicrous trades.. Which then get closed for the very reasons stated by others.

Hey, at least it's not like GTAIV's multiplayer.Sign into SteamStart up GTAIVLog in to Rockstar SocialLog in to GFWL.Play game