Stackbabbin' Bumscags

Also I kinda hoped to y'know...

Oh god please no

I'd be doing negative damage if I could go lower than 0, I could heal things. I could be the next healer, using my Laser Rifle to HEAL THINGS TO DEATH

Because sometimes all you need to really bring a room together is a brightly colored dragon dick sitting proudly on a table/shelf/mantle.

They also make great conversation starters, if you find some way to add them to your decor, and if you were the type to actually have people over. Otherwise it's just a reminder of your own debauchery.

Rhino is good for ignoring lots of the garbage enemies throw at you. Knockdowns? Fuck off! Statuses? Fuck off! Scrambus? Fuck you. Fuck you so goddamn hard you Sanic speed bullshit nullifiers.

Ikea is a wonderfully frightening place... I got new shelves, though, but the bins I bought were too small because we were mere minutes from closing time and we wanted to get out as soon as possible.

I wouldn't really consider it all that awkward when Trump doing the opposite of the thing he said he'd do in the past or said is BAD! is pretty much his MO.

Wait, doesn't he need the approval of Congress to do that???? Fucking hell, I give up trying to understand shit anymore.

Many artists I follow are also having trouble where the new Windows update is fucking with their tablets, loss of pen pressure, tablet just not responding at all. They had to disable some new thing or find a way to go back to before the update to get it working again. It seems like every other update Microsoft just fucks something else up.

I've got a good feeling about this.

Booban wasn't as bad as it could've been for me because the only thing I needed to farm for him was the Cryotic and the Space Cocaine Nitain, thank jeegus

These weapons come with free weapon slots and a pre-installed Orokin Catalyst, which doubles their mod capacity. So definitely grab those before they're gone.

I got a Kronen Riven just a few days before its prime came out

Well, at least that means we don't need to rely on pure luck in pub Fissures or spending an arm and a leg in platinum to get vaulted stuff or waiting months for unvaultings. I at least welcome this addition to Baro's wares. Come on, damn you, give me Rhino Prime.

Welp, pleasantly surprised to see I don't have as long of a loading time for the Plains anymore, so I can actually do things there. Finally gonna be able to get my first real amp. Also, I'm simultaneously happy and disappointed that Baro has relics. Guess it's time to run a bunch of pub fissures and pray.

Every Switch/Smash fan right now

It looks like she's doing the over-exaggerated "O~HOHOHOHOHOHO~" anime woman laugh.

Star War(riors) could be good, but since DW9 is shite, we can just about kiss the Dynasty Warriors franchise goodbye. Overwhelmingly Negative (15% of 3,762 reviews are positive) on Steam, that's just... damn. Maybe make one similar to Hyrule/Fire Emblem Warriors? Or just emulate the Empires versions of the DW franchise.

Yeah, I kept trying to make sure I was hearing things right whenever they referred to them as "Corpus Spiders". I was thinking "Y'all sure you're not just misspeaking and these are actually Grineer?? 'Cause these are far too round to be Corpus anything."

I have both Thermite Rounds and Rime Rounds, the only question is which to slap on there @.@

I've only put 1 Forma into my Ignis Wraith, but what I've been running with is Max Point Strike, Max Vital Sense, Max Sinister Reach, Max Malignant Force, Rank 7 Serration, Rank 4 Split Chamber, Rank 4 Infected Clip. Still leaves me with 2 points free as-is and one empty mod slot. Is Gas an okay combined element to go with? Or should I go for either Radiation or Blast? I need to do a fuckload of forma'ing on stuff. Blargh.

I shoulda specified I was using the Ignis Wraith. I sadly don't have any decent Primed mods still, Baro ki'Tit has been a dickbag the few times I've caught him. Still missing Heavy Cal, I may do some vault runs later :L

So, speaking of the Ignis, what's a good build for it? I was kinda going towards a Gas build, but I'm still rather unsure about what I need to slap on it.

Damn. I really liked the innate punchthrough.