TheKigYarGamer

It's quite simple really. Foist of all, I like gaming. As for "Kig-Yar", that's the proper name for the Halo enemy commonly known as a "Jackal". So why'd I choose them instead of, say, Grunts or Elites? Well... '> ...They look like Dinosaurs, many of them are Snipers, and they are also Pirates. Space Pirates. I would struggle to think of a combo better than Space Dinosaur Sniper Pirates.

My most prized item? Simple: My big box of NOTHING.

Maybe you could have a cameo in the foist level, on the radio or something. Radios are always a good way to host cameos.

In no particular order:PendulumThe ProdigyChemical BrothersDaft PunkFat Boy SlimAmon TobinJesper KydLondon ElektricityMost of the stuff you can find on Liquicity's YouTube Channel (why haven't I subscribed to them yet?)Graeme NorgateMartin O' DonnelHans ZimmerBlockheadMr. OizoVarious other video game soundtrack artistsE.S. PosthumusWeird Al YankovicKasabianFoo FightersWhen it comes to music, I tend to pay no attention to who made the music in question, as long as it sounds good on my ears. Those are just the people who I happen to listen to more than others.My musical tastes are very broad: i'll listen to just about anything that isn't girly pop or J-pop or girly rap or any combo of those three.

Silent you say? Well I guess i'll have to say something then. I was just wondering, will there be dialogue in this game? (text-based of course) And who's the player character? Player: "..." KigYar: "Oh I see, you're one of them silent protagonists. Well I hope you can talk to people telepathically like Gordon Freeman (voiced by Ross Scott) can, because do you have any idea how impractical being completely silent is? Mute people get assisstance for a bloody reason, you idiot!" Player: "..." KigYar: "Huh, so much for an epic boss battle if the protagonist can't even taunt me or anything."

Well, they are British, you know. But whatever the case, that fucking baby-headed-sun abomination gives me nightmares, it does.

I know the basic premise behind it, and here's what I want to know:Instead of going through the bridge-castle, why doesn't the army just sail across the bloody river!?

It appears my reputation precedes me.

Espera un momento. Aprendí español en colegio... ¿pero sigo siendo incapaz de hablar español? ¡Toro-mierda!

Don't listen to him, it's a trick! You'll be scarred what with the ludicrous of blood splattered and the lack of noses!

Ah, Dota 2. Part of the prestiged RTS genre, the only genre that I have no fucking clue how to even begin to scrape the surface of the tip of the iceberg of how they goddamn work.

What do you mean by "distasteful"?

Well, this is awkward...

Okay, now how in the turquoise hell do I work it now?

Well, i've always wanted to be a Raptor with a Samurai Sword slashing my way through drunken Stormtroopers.

Hold on. Is there any way to upload screenshots directly into Imgur instead of going through the trouble of pasting it on MS Paint and then uploading it to Imgur?

Well, best go find some threads-destined-to-be-deleted. Requires perfect timing. You must take the screen print not too early so there won't be anything interesting there, but not too late as the thread will be gone.

I read that in a southern US accent.

You can be IntralgitAs for my appearance, just base it off a Kig-Yar (as you'd expect). I tried doing a deliberately poor drawing of one but unfortunately it's very difficult to not do a half-decent picture instead.

Well in that case, can I be the one who always contradicts himself and says things that are complete nonsense. You can make me say stupid stuff as long as I never die.

Yes, you, Grobag.

Seriously? You're still arguing about which Pokemon is better? That's like arguing which male-chicken-fighting male chicken is better! And I'm pretty sure male-chicken-fighting is illegal in most of the western world. So I could have you arrested for participating in male-chicken-fighting rings! Unless it's legal in your country, of course. Then we'll have to take the kidnapping-and-smuggling-overseas-to-be-prosecuted route.

I wonder if the mods stayed professional when they gave him an infraction (because they almost certainly did) or if they just made fun of him.